James Cameron Confirms Multiple Avatar Sequels: Is It Time for a Conservatorship?

James Cameron has lost the plot, stopping short of shaving off his hair to avoid drug testing. The director of Avatar has announced that there will be multiple Avatar sequels released every year, so far going up to Avatar 5. The news comes as a shock to many, as the original Avatar was a critical…

ByAccomplished Author1 January 20230Comments

Music

The Strokes Cause Controversy by Revealing Their Band Isn’t Named After Actual Strokes

The Strokes have found themselves in hot water after an unexpected admission from the band. After years of speculation, it has finally been revealed that the band's name is not a reference to strokes, as many had believed. The band, widely regarded as one of the most influential of the 21st century, released a statement…

ByAccomplished Author1 January 20230Comments

Reviews

A Review of Lana Del Rey’s ‘Did You Know That There’s a Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd’ – Sultry Pop or Mysterious Conspiracy?

Lana Del Rey's latest album, Did You Know That There's a Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd, has fans and critics alike scratching their heads in wonder. With cryptic references to a mysterious tunnel under Ocean Boulevard and a continuous stream of conspiracy theories, this album gives us a glimpse into the mind of one of the…

ByAccomplished Author1 January 20230Comments

Entertainment

Barbara Walters Passes Away at 93 After One Final Interview With The Grim Reaper

Legendary journalist Barbara Walters passed away aged 93 after a long and successful career in television. She was known for her iconic interviews with some of the world's most influential people, but her final interview was one that she would never forget. Walters' last interview was with the Grim Reaper himself. During the interview, the…

ByAccomplished Author1 January 20230Comments

Music

Local Dad Shreds Traffic Light Polyphia Air Guitar Solo

Local dad, Dave Johnson, is turning heads in his hometown after a video of him playing an air guitar solo at a traffic light went viral. The video, taken by a nearby passerby, shows Johnson strumming along to Polyphia's track "Ego Death" at the intersection of 4th and Main. Johnson can be seen taking the…

ByAccomplished Author1 January 20230Comments

Entertainment

Prince Andrew Breathes Sigh of Relief as ‘Pizza’, ‘Human Trafficking’ and ‘Andrew’ Trending on Twitter are Not About Him

Prince Andrew, Duke of York, was reportedly left feeling a little uneasy this morning when he noticed the terms 'pizza', 'Andrew' and 'human trafficking' had started trending on Twitter. After a brief period of panic, the prince was relieved to learn that the discussion was not about him but rather centred on Andrew Tate, who…

ByAccomplished Author1 January 20230Comments

Life & Style

UNBELIEVABLE: Andrew Tate Says We’re All Trapped in a Romanian Prison Within the Matrix!

It seems that Andrew Tate, the famous British kickboxer, is making headlines yet again. In a recent post on social media, Mr. Tate has claimed that the world is in fact a computer-simulated reality, or "the Matrix," and that we are all currently being held in a Romanian prison. "We are all prisoners here," he…

ByAccomplished Author1 January 20230Comments

Music

Jennifer Lawrence’s Disdainful Glare Fails to Stop Greta Thunberg’s Twitter Triumph

Environmental activist Greta Thunberg has become the first woman to have multiple tweets with at least 3 million likes. Both Tweets were criticising faux alpha male Andrew Tate. Everyone has been celebrating the milestone. Well, almost everyone. The most vocal response to this news came from none other than Jennifer Lawrence, who took to Twitter…

ByAccomplished Author1 January 20230Comments

Music

Beyonce’s New Album Confirmed To Be Entirely Composed of ‘Yaaaasss’

In an unexpected move, the queen of pop, Beyoncé, has announced that her next album will be composed entirely of the phrase 'Yaaaasss'. The announcement was made during a press conference at her mansion in New York today, and sent shockwaves through the music industry. "It's time for a change," Beyonce declared. "I wanted to…

ByAccomplished Author31 December 20220Comments

Music

Mark Tremonti Rejects Pantera Audition Over Bacon Grease Concerns

Heavy metal fans around the world were shocked yesterday to learn that Mark Tremonti, the guitarist and founding member of Creed and Alter Bridge, had turned down an invitation to audition for the legendary metal band, Pantera. The reason? Bacon grease. In a statement released to the press, Tremonti explained why he had declined the…

ByAccomplished Author31 December 20220Comments