Wow! We Got a Leaked Copy of a Script for Yellowstone Season 5 Part 2 and It’s Not What You Would Expect

Yellowstone Season 5 just wrapped up its mid-season finale for Season 5, and now fans will have to wait for Yellowstone Season 5: Part 2, which allegedly has not even begun filming yet. Fortunately, we got our hands on a leaked script from someone in the writing department for one of the episodes of Yellowstone…

ByAccomplished Author5 January 20230Comments

Music

Job For a Cowboy’s New Album is Music to Cattle’s Ears

Metal fans everywhere are rejoicing as Job For a Cowboy (JFAC) announced their new album, "The Agony Seeping Storm," will be released sometime in 2024. The album will bring a unique blend of metal and country music, a style the band has become known for. Lead singer Jonny Davy said the album is "a celebration…

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Opinion

Michael Jackson; King of Pop or Coward of Guttural Vocals?

Michael Jackson was the undisputed King of Pop, but one thing he was never able to master was guttural vocals. This lack of ability to access the low register of his voice was a major factor in his lack of success as a true vocalist. The truth is, Michael Jackson was just too pathetic even…

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Music

Man’s Steering Wheel Drumming Wish Finally Comes True

The day finally arrived for Billy Smith: his talents behind the wheel were finally recognized. Billy, a middle-aged gentleman from the small town of Moorestown, NJ, was unassuming and kind, but his true passion was drumming. Billy had been tapping out beats on the steering wheel of his car for years but never seemed to…

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Music

NPR Apologizes After Alex Jones’ Tiny Desk Concert Spirals Out of Control

In a shocking turn of events, NPR was forced to apologize after a Tiny Desk Concert with conspiracy theorist Alex Jones went awry. The performance was meant to be a lighthearted, entertaining segment featuring the popular radio personality, but things quickly got out of hand. The show started out normally enough, with Jones playing some…

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Reviews

We Bought a Leaked Copy of Periphery V: Djent Is Not a Genre From a Street Vendor in Mexico and Reviewed It

In the age of digital music, it's becoming harder and harder for music fans to find a good physical copy of their favorite album. But thanks to the resourcefulness of street vendors in Mexico, we were able to track down a leaked copy of Periphery V - and we just had to review it. When…

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Music

Burger King announces new marketing campaign: A Burger King death metal band

The fast-food giant Burger King turned the fast-food world on its head and stomped on it today when it announced it was forming its own death metal band. The band, known as BK Death Metal, will take the stage as part of a new marketing strategy to target a younger demographic. The band's debut single,…

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Music

Mark Holcomb, Djent Grandmaster, Takes Down ‘Djent Shitposting Group’ in Epic Game of Checkmate

On Tuesday, the internet was abuzz when legendary Djent guitarist Mark Holcomb took the stage to publicly challenge the "Djent Shitposting" Facebook group to a game of chess. Djent Shitposting, which is known for its off-the-cuff opinions and trolling, was quick to accept Holcomb's challenge. After the game was set, the page took to their…

ByAccomplished Author3 January 20230Comments

Entertainment

Netflix Cancels ‘1899’ in Wake of Outrage Over Penis Statue Sculpting

In a move that comes as no surprise to viewers, Netflix announced today they have cancelled the show 1899 after a series of outcries over its depiction of animal penises. The show, which follows the life of a man named Abe living in 1899 who sculpts animal statues with big penises, sparked a firestorm of…

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Music

BTS Fans Divided as Group Possibly Plotting Military Coup

It appears that the beloved K-Pop group BTS is stirring up some controversy, but not for their music. Rumors are swirling that the group is planning a military coup, and the news has their devoted fans divided. The rumors first began to swirl after the group posted a cryptic message on social media. The message…

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