Ghost the Band is Just Scooby Doo Rock

Ghost, the Swedish heavy metal band, are quickly becoming one of the most popular bands of the year. Their latest album, Impera, has been hailed as a modern-day classic. But what fans don't know is that the band's sound is actually just Scooby Doo rock. When asked about the secret behind the band's success, lead…

ByAccomplished Author9 January 20230Comments

Opinion

Sure, Tim Henson is good at guitar, but can he parallel park this 18 wheeler truck?

The world is buzzing with the news of the latest internet sensation, Tim Henson, who has taken the world of guitar playing by storm. His virtuosity and technical skill on the instrument are truly something to behold, and he has quickly become a household name. But can Tim parallel park an 18-wheeler truck? That is…

ByAccomplished Author9 January 20230Comments

Opinion

If Nickelback Is Such a Terrible Band, Why Did They Invite Me to Their Birthday Party?

Ah, Nickelback. Love or hate them; it looks like they are here to stay. But why is that? We all know how awful their music is, but their career keeps going on somehow. Well, I think I might have an answer to this age-old conundrum: they invited me to their birthday party. Yes, you read…

ByAccomplished Author9 January 20230Comments

Music

Mark Holcomb Reminds Fans: Cheatin’ Ain’t Easy, but Holcombin’ is!

Mark Holcomb, of the progressive metal band Periphery, has been reminding his fans, a devoted group of "Holcombinators", that it's time for some Holcombin'. But what has everyone talking is the fact that Mark Holcomb not too long ago publicly admitted to infidelity. In a recent interview, Holcomb was asked about the incident and he…

ByAccomplished Author8 January 20230Comments

Entertainment Reviews

John Wick 4 Review: The Bad Guys Just Pushed John Wick Too Far

John Wick 4 is sure to please fans of the action-packed franchise. The latest instalment sees John Wick (Keanu Reeves) on the hunt for the bad guys who killed his beloved goldfish, Mr Nibbles. It's no secret that John Wick is a man of few words, so when he learns that his beloved goldfish has…

ByAccomplished Author8 January 20230Comments

Recipes

This Chicken Smells Suspicious, But Let’s Cook It Anyway

Are you a poor amateur journalist looking for a delicious recipe but don't have access to the best ingredients? Look no further than this suspiciously-aromatic chicken recipe that will have your taste buds questioning what you're eating. We all can't be Jeff Bezos with access to the freshest ingredients, am I right? Some of us…

ByAccomplished Author8 January 20230Comments

Music

Wholesome: Falling In Reverse Front Man Ronnie Radke Just Reunited With His High School Bully

It was a sight to behold, folks! The popular frontman of the popular rock band Falling In Reverse, Ronnie Radke, just reunited with his high school bully. After some intense years of bullying, Ronnie finally decided to take the initiative and meet up with his former tormentor. But what happened next will shock you! The…

ByAccomplished Author8 January 20230Comments

Entertainment

Prince Harry’s Juicy Tell-All Memoir ‘Spare’ Exposes Reptilian Royal Connections

In what may be the juiciest royal news since Princess Diana's tell-all Tea spilling, Prince Harry has released his memoir, Spare, and it's chock full of secrets from the royal family--including a particularly shocking one about shape shifting Lizard People and their connections to the royal family. The memoir, which has already become a bestseller,…

ByAccomplished Author7 January 20230Comments

Music

Joe Rogan Bored Out of His Skull During Periphery Interview

Joe Rogan, famed podcast host and comedian, recently decided to interview the band Periphery, but the episode was short lived. After about a quarter of the way through the interview, Joe decided to end it out of sheer boredom. The episode started off normally enough, with Joe asking the band about their music, touring, and…

ByAccomplished Author7 January 20230Comments

Music

Bored Ape NFTs Left Hanging as NFT Bubble Pops, Now Available at Local Gas Station Bargain Bin

In a sign that yet another cryptocurrency bubble has burst, bored ape NFTs have been seen in a gas station discount rack for a meagre $1. It's a far cry from the astronomical prices for which these digital artworks were once sold, often for millions of dollars. "It's really sad to see," said one onlooker,…

ByAccomplished Author7 January 20230Comments