Man Who Quotes Too Much Napoleon Dynamite at Risk of Losing Everything

Everyone knows the 2004 cult classic Napoleon Dynamite and its iconic one-liners. From "Gosh!" to "Yes! You know what, forget it," the film's characters have given us some of the most memorable movie quotes of all time. But for one man, impressing his friends with references to the film has gone too far. After months…

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Artic Monkeys: The Band That Fooled the World

The world has been rocked by the news that the popular British band Artic Monkeys, who have been going strong for nearly 15 years, are not actually from the Antarctic and are not actually monkeys. In a shock turn of events, it appears that the band has been deceiving their fans and the public since…

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Live Lobsters at Childish Gambino Concert Cause Chaos and Mayhem

Last night, Childish Gambino gave a concert unlike any other. In what is being described as a "bold and daring move," the star rapper decided to throw live lobsters into the audience. The audience was shocked and ecstatic but soon realized that the lobsters were not just for show. As the lobsters started crawling around…

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Has Bono from U2 Replaced Spencer Sotelo in Periphery?

Did Periphery really think we wouldn't notice? While they may have fooled the rest of the internet, we are smarter. Periphery has replaced Spencer (voluntarily or involuntarily) with Bono from U2, from what we can see. Want evidence? Their latest single, Wildfire, clearly shows Bono on vocal duties. Where is Spencer, and why is Bono…

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Experts Puzzled By Lisa Marie Presley’s Mysterious Death — Could It Be Conspiratorial?

In a strange twist of events, the world has been left asking questions following the sudden death of Lisa Marie Presley. The singer and daughter of Elvis Presley passed away last week at the age of 54, and the official cause was cardiac arrest While the official cause of death remains a mystery, some experts…

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Bad Bunny Fans Get a Sneak Peek of His Finances After 65 Minute Call Recording Slip-Up

Bad Bunny, the beloved Puerto Rican singer and rapper, had his fans in a frenzy after accidentally releasing a 65 minute phone call recording to his accountant onto the internet. The recording included Bad Bunny discussing various financial decisions, such as whether he should invest in a new property or buy a fleet of luxurious…

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DJ Khaled Announces Upcoming Guitar Tab Book, Oh No!

It's been a wild ride for DJ Khaled lately. After a string of hit songs, multiple albums, and several accompanying video projects, the music mogul has announced yet another endeavor: a guitar tab book. In a recent press conference, Khaled revealed his plans to release a book of guitar tabs for his most popular songs.…

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Prince Harry to Take the Stage in ‘My Truth: the Musical’

Prince Harry has announced he will be taking the stage in a new Broadway musical titled 'My Truth: The Musical'. The musical is set to debut in New York City this summer and will feature Harry speaking his 'truth' three times a night for the next 28 weeks. The musical will be composed of songs…

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Eddie Murphy’s Golden Globe Speech Shocks Audience, Steals the Show from Will Smith

As Will Smith prepared to accept the Cecil B DeMille Award at the 2023 Golden Globe Awards, no one expected that Eddie Murphy would take the stage instead. The actor, who was in attendance to present the award, had other plans. As Will Smith made his way to the podium, Murphy jumped up, microphone in…

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Monkeys Compose Album That is More Djent than Periphery

In a shocking experiment, scientists recently put fifteen monkeys in a music studio and asked them to compose music. The end result? A Periphery album. The experiment was initially created to answer a long-standing question in the music industry – has djent become too generic? The scientists wanted to see if they could create a…

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