James Cameron Announces Plans to Film 98 More Avatar Sequels, Assures Public They’ll Be Just as Good as the First Two

In a surprise move that has left audiences both excited and terrified, James Cameron announced plans to film 98 more sequels to his 2009 blockbuster hit, Avatar. "I know what you're thinking: 'James, how could you possibly top the groundbreaking visual effects and groundbreakingly average story of the first Avatar?' But trust me, we've got…

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Music

Foo Fighters Reveal New Drummer Replacing the Late Taylor Hawkins

The Foo Fighters announced that they have found their new drummer in the unlikeliest of places: Sesame Street. And a well-known, highly proficient drummer muppet: Animal. The band made the announcement via a tweet reading, "We're thrilled to welcome Animal to the Foo Fighters family. We've always been huge fans of his drumming skills and…

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Music

Wow! Anthony Kiedis of Red Hot Chili Peppers Just Jump Started a Car with His Nipples

In a stunning display of raw power and unbridled rock and roll energy, Anthony Kiedis, lead singer of the Red Hot Chili Peppers, shocked the nation yesterday by jump-starting a car with nothing but his nipples and a few choice lyrics from the band's hit song "Californication." According to eyewitnesses, Kiedis, who was on his…

ByAccomplished Author17 January 20230Comments

Music

Metallica Frontman James Hetfield Warns of Social Media Impostors: Or Is That Something an Impostor Would Want Us to Think?

Metallica frontman James Hetfield has issued an urgent warning to fans about the proliferation of imposter accounts on social media, claiming that "at least 87%" of Hetfield's on Twitter and Instagram are not the real deal. "It's a serious problem, folks," Hetfield said in a statement. "These imposters are out there, pretending to be me,…

ByAccomplished Author17 January 20230Comments

Life & Style

Satoshi Nakamoto Unmasked: Who is Satoshi Nakamoto

After years of speculation and investigation, a group of cryptocurrency enthusiasts were able to track down the elusive Nakamoto in a small, unremarkable house in the suburbs. And there, sitting in front of a computer, surrounded by empty pizza boxes and energy drink cans, was none other than Jerry Smith, a 34-year-old IT consultant who…

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Music

Suicide Silence Announces New Album ‘Silent No More’: Band Set to Break World Record for Loudest Silence

In a shocking turn of events, heavy metal band Suicide Silence has announced their newest album, "Silent No More." Fans of the band were taken aback by the announcement, as the band's name has always been synonymous with ear-shattering, guttural screams. "We've always pushed the boundaries of what's considered 'heavy'," said lead vocalist Eddie Hermida.…

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Opinion

From Walmart to Wall Street- My Accidental Journey as a Soundcloud Rapper

It all started one fateful day at Walmart. As I was strolling the aisle looking for the best deals, I noticed a microphone tucked away in the corner. Not thinking twice, I decided to give it a try. Little did I know, the microphone was auto-tuned and when I started singing, my voice was transformed…

ByAccomplished Author17 January 20230Comments

Entertainment

Taliban’s Hostage Thriller ‘Captive Hearts’ Steals the Show at Sundance Film Festival

Park City, UT - The Sundance Film Festival was rocked to its core on Friday when the Taliban's latest film, "Captive Hearts," premiered to a packed theatre of film critics, industry professionals, and the hostages they had taken as extras in the film. The film, which tells the story of a group of Western aid…

ByAccomplished Author17 January 20230Comments

Entertainment

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Go All Out To Ask For Privacy

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have gone to extreme lengths to ask the media to respect their privacy. In a recent press conference, the couple announced a 27 city press tour, culminating with a live Blu Ray release, asking the media to kindly keep their distance. The press tour, which kicks off in London, is…

ByAccomplished Author17 January 20230Comments

Entertainment

Skrillex Unveils New Look: A Haircut

In a bold move that has left the electronic music community reeling, Skrillex has debuted a new look: a haircut. "I was tired of my old hairstyle," Skrillex said in a press conference. "It was getting a little too '2010 dubstep bro' for my liking, you know? So I decided to chop it all off…

ByAccomplished Author16 January 20230Comments