Fall Out Boy: The Band That Just Won’t Die

It has been revealed that the emo-rock band Fall Out Boy is still, somehow, a thing. Despite the fact that the world has moved on from skinny jeans and side-swept bangs, the band continues to tour and release new music, much to the confusion and dismay of the general public. "I thought they broke up,…

ByAccomplished Author27 January 20230Comments

Music Science & Technology

Neil deGrasse Tyson: ‘Djent is Not a Genre, It’s a Mathematical Equation’

Renowned astrophysicist and science commentator Neil deGrasse Tyson has weighed in on the hotly contested debate among music fans and musicians: Is djent a genre? The answer, according to Tyson, is an emphatic "no." "Djent is not a genre, it's a mathematical equation," Tyson declared in a recent interview. "It's a combination of notes…

ByAccomplished Author27 January 20230Comments

Entertainment

Ice T Mistakenly Believes He’s on the Set of Law and Order During Live Performance, Interrogates Concertgoer Live on Stage

Ice T, the legendary rapper and actor, confused a live audience last night when he mistook his live performance for the set of the popular TV show Law and Order. The rapper, who has been acting for over three decades, was mid-verse when he suddenly stopped the music and began interrogating a fan in the…

ByAccomplished Author26 January 20230Comments

Music

Craig Reynolds of Stray From The Path Unveils Insane Plan to Take on Church of Scientology

Craig Reynolds, drummer of the hardcore band Stray From The Path, has announced his plans to take on the Church of Scientology in a drum-off battle. Reynolds, known for his aggressive and intense drumming style, plans to storm the Church's headquarters, guns blazing and drums in tow, in an effort to bring down the controversial…

ByAccomplished Author26 January 20230Comments

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Britney’s Minders Insist She’s ‘Totally Fine’ After Fans Concerned For Her Welfare

In a statement released to the press, Britney Spears' minders have insisted that the pop star is safe and well, despite growing concerns from fans who called the police to perform a welfare check after noticing the strings attached to her limbs and her seemingly sedated demeanor. Fans were even more worried when a mysterious…

ByAccomplished Author26 January 20230Comments

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Netflix Begins Gaslighting Subscribers: They Have Never Cancelled a Successful TV Before, It’s All in Your Heads Silly

In a recent interview on Bloomberg, the new co-CEOs (Ted Sarandos and Greg Peters) of Netflix after Reed Hastings stepped down claimed that Netflix has never cancelled a successful TV show. The streaming giant, known for its original hit series like Stranger Things, has now begun telling viewers that they "just imagined" the shows were…

ByAccomplished Author26 January 20230Comments

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Brendan Urie Named New Voice of Rick and Morty, Fans Rejoice as They Finally Get the ‘I Write Sins Not Tragedies’ Reference

Adult Swim announced today that Panic! at the Disco frontman Brendan Urie will be taking over as the voice of Rick Sanchez in the popular animated series "Rick and Morty." The move comes after the firing of the previous voice actor and co-creator Justin Roland, following multiple allegations of domestic violence and grooming. But fans…

ByAccomplished Author26 January 20230Comments

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YouTuber’s Wholesome Act Goes Awry When Homeless Fan Asks For Sandwich

In a shocking twist of events, an up-and-coming YouTuber found himself in an awkward situation when a homeless fan asked to be fed. The YouTuber filming a video for his channel had just finished delivering an inspirational message about being your own hero and giving back to the community. He then proceeded to make and…

ByAccomplished Author26 January 20230Comments

Life & Style

Salt Bae and 6ix9ine Join Forces to Create Unprecedented Culinary Experience

In an unprecedented move, renowned chef and internet sensation Salt Bae and controversial rapper 6ix9ine have joined forces to create a brand new culinary experience. The news came as a shock to many, as the two have very different styles and personalities. Salt Bae is known for his signature style of sprinkling salt on food…

ByAccomplished Author25 January 20230Comments

Music

5 Signs Your Metal Band Vocalist Is Actually A Slug From Another Planet About to Enslave Humanity

While most metal vocalists are human, some have been known to be…otherworldly. Here are five signs that your metal vocalist is actually a slug from another planet and is about to enslave humanity: 1. You notice that their vocal range is abnormally wide. What was once a typical guttural growl is now a wide range…

ByAccomplished Author25 January 20230Comments