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Patton Oswalt Admits to Scripting His Appearance on Celebrity Jeopardy! – ‘I Wanted to Make Sure I Won’

Comedian and actor Patton Oswalt shocked the world yesterday when he admitted to scripting his appearance on the highly-anticipated game show "Celebrity Jeopardy." In a statement released to the press, Oswalt confessed that he was so determined to win the competition that he took matters into his own hands. "Let's be real, I'm not exactly…

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Nardwuar the Snitch: Rapping World on Edge as Music’s Most Famous Interviewer Set to Rat Out Hip-Hop’s Biggest Names

It's been a wild ride for Nardwuar the Human Serviette, a Canadian-born music journalist, interviewer, and all-around hip-hop enthusiast. But now, it looks like the beloved music icon is about to become hip-hop's most famous snitch. Yes, it appears that Nardwuar is about to rat out a bunch of rappers, sending shockwaves through the rap…

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Jim Cramer Denies It’s Raining, Asserts Stock Market Confidence Amidst Rising Floods

(New York City) – As torrential downpours drenched the streets and floodwaters began to rise around him, CNBC's famed financial guru Jim Cramer confidently declared, "It's not raining!" The star of Mad Money, seemingly unfazed by the water soaking his designer suit and filling his leather shoes, assured viewers that the deluge was merely a…

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