Walrus Audio Unveils Groundbreaking Effects Pedal: “The Horny Walrus”

Guitarists around the world are in for a treat! Walrus Audio, the renowned manufacturer of innovative guitar effects pedals, has just announced their latest creation: the Horny Walrus. This groundbreaking effects pedal is sure to revolutionize the way guitarists play. It takes your ordinary guitar tones and transforms them into something truly unique: the sound…

ByAccomplished Author11 February 20230Comments

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Emo Vocalist Continues to Beef on Twitter, But Now It’s Sacred as 14-Year-Old Fans Rush to His Defence

The ageing emo vocalist known to grace the stage with his angsty anthems and dramatic hair flips has found sanctity on social media. No, it's not because of his suddenly mature and level-headed tweets but rather due to the unwavering support of his 14-year-old fans. Yes, you read that right. The same fans who discovered…

ByAccomplished Author10 February 20230Comments

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Meshuggah Tired of Djent, Trying Their Hand at a New Genre: ‘Yent-ing’

Swedish metal band Meshuggah has announced that they are officially over djent and are now ready to take on a brand new genre of music. After 20 years of playing the same metalcore sound, the band is looking to shake things up with a new style they are calling 'yent-ing'. "We felt like we were…

ByAccomplished Author10 February 20230Comments

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Disney Announces Frozen 3: Arendelle Goes Woke

Disney has announced the release of Frozen 3, a movie that promises to change the game in the world of animated films. This time around, Arendelle is facing a new kind of challenge - global warming. Due to the rising temperatures, all of the ice has melted, and the kingdom is now completely underwater. To…

ByAccomplished Author9 February 20230Comments

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Toy Story 5: The Epic Tale of Andy’s Mid-Life Crisis and the Toys’ Revolt Against Reality

Disney has finally announced the highly anticipated sequel to the iconic animated franchise, "Toy Story". In this latest instalment, the toys avenge Andy for abandoning them in Toy Story 4. The film promises to be a hilarious and heartwarming adventure with a twisted twist of reality. The plot revolves around Andy, who has finally entered…

ByAccomplished Author9 February 20230Comments

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The Weeknd Finally Realizes His Name Is Misspelled, and It’s Way Too Late

After years of fame and success, pop music sensation The Weeknd has finally realized that he has been spelling his name wrong all along. For years, the Canadian singer has been spelling his stage name as "The Weeknd," but it turns out that the correct spelling is actually "The Weekend." He was apparently unaware of…

ByAccomplished Author9 February 20230Comments

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JK Rowling Announces New Fantasy Book “JK Rowling in a World Where People Don’t Cancel Me”

British author and controversial figure JK Rowling has released her latest book, a world where people don't cancel her for her views and everyone loves her. The book, titled "JK Rowling in a World Where People Don't Cancel Me," follows Rowling as she navigates a world with no controversy and no ill-will towards her. In…

ByAccomplished Author8 February 20230Comments

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Another Conor McGregor Loss: Defeated By a 70 Year Old Action Movie Actor

In a recent interview, Liam Neeson proved that he's still got it, delivering a devastating blow to Conor McGregor with his sharp tongue and proving that age is just a number when it comes to delivering a punchline. The legendary actor took a shot at the former UFC champion and calling him a "little leprechaun".…

ByAccomplished Author8 February 20230Comments

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Kerry King’s Wallet Cries As Reality of Slayer Calling it Quits Sets In

Kerry King, the legendary guitarist of the thrash metal band Slayer, is reportedly in a financial bind after Slayer no longer continued as a band. Reports of King's financial woes began circulating after a video of him crying while holding a stack of empty envelopes was released on social media. The video, captioned "Crying over…

ByAccomplished Author8 February 20230Comments

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Balancing the Scale of Good and Evil: Mr Beast’s Evil Twin Mr Least Blinds 2000 People After Mr Beast Restored Vision in 1000

The latest stunt has rocked the internet world from notorious anti-influencer Mr Least. The evil twin of Mr Beast, known for his malicious pranks and stunts, has taken it upon himself to restore the balance of good and evil in the world. And what better way to do so than by permanently blinding 2000 people,…

ByAccomplished Author7 February 20230Comments