They call it shoegaze for a reason. The frontman of the popular shoegaze band "The Dreamy Boys" was accused of gazing too longingly at their fans during a recent concert.
Witnesses reported that the singer, who goes by the stage name "Mystic Brian," was seen looking into the eyes of audience members for far too…
The multi-platinum rock band Creed has announced their highly anticipated return to the stage with a comeback tour. But there's just one catch: they need a little bit of money for gas for the tour van.
The band, which rose to fame in the late 90s with hits like "My Own Prison" and "One Last…
LOS ANGELES - In a recent interview with Rolling Stone, Avenged Sevenfold frontman M. Shadows dropped a bombshell when he revealed that he smells his own armpits. The rockstar nonchalantly admitted to taking a whiff of his armpits before hitting the stage, claiming it helps him get in the zone.
"It's just something I've always…
Comedian Jerry Seinfeld recently took to the stage to debut some new material. Unfortunately, he wasn't met with the usual laughs and cheers, but instead, polite sympathy laughs from the crowd.
"What's the deal with airplane food?" Seinfeld began, attempting to make the crowd laugh. "It's always so bad. Even the food in first class…
WASHINGTON D.C. - It has been revealed that the current President of the United States, Joe Biden, is a character created and portrayed by the master satirist Sacha Baron Cohen.
Sources close to the production of "Biden", the latest project of the creator of Ali G, Borat, and Bruno, confirmed that the elaborate hoax has…
Tech billionaire Elon Musk has ordered Twitter engineers to turn the social media platform into a digital billboard for his endless self-promotion, after falsely believing that there was a bug resulting in less engagement with his Tweets.
"Twitter is a great platform, but it could be so much better if it was all about me,"…
In a leaked audio recording released today, billionaire philanthropists Bill Gates and George Soros revealed their secret plot to control the world's population by using the World Health Organization (WHO) and vaccines. The two billionaires have been working together for years on a plan to reduce the world's population by utilizing the WHO's immunization programs…
A recent study conducted by the Institute for Advanced Musical Research has found that thall, a subgenre of metal music, is the superior version of djent for intelligent people.
According to the study, individuals with high IQs and advanced musical taste overwhelmingly prefer thall to djent, citing its complex rhythmic structures and use of unconventional…
We asked 15 prominent artists to share their thoughts on life, and the answers they gave us were absolutely baffling. We contemplated just scrapping this entire article, but our editor threatened us and here we are, an article.
Varg Vikernes of Burzum answered, "The only way to be truly happy is to be surrounded by…
It's a day of celebration for fans of Guns n' Roses and all of rock 'n roll as the ghost of Slash's guitar has finally ascended to the heavens after an impressive career of haunting.
The spirit, believed to have been around since the band's inception in 1985, was known for causing various issues, including…