Prince Andrew Gets a Job at Subway to Try and Make Ends Meet, Makes Uncomfortable Innuendos to Customers

Prince Andrew, the Duke of York, has reportedly taken a job at a Subway sandwich shop in London to try and make ends meet. However, his tenure at the sandwich chain has been marked by uncomfortable interactions with customers, as the disgraced royal has been unable to resist making suggestive comments and innuendos. According to…

ByAccomplished Author20 February 20230Comments

Science & Technology

Broke People on Twitter Upset Over Twitter Blue Because They Can’t Afford the Monthly Fee

You might have seen the news. Broke people on Twitter are up in arms over the Twitter Blue subscription service because they can't afford the monthly fee. The subscription service, which offers exclusive features such as the ability to undo tweets and get a pat on the head from Elon Musk, is being touted as…

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Music

Chris Motionless from Motionless In White, “Ronnie Who?” When Asked About Ronnie Radke’s Twitter Obsession with Him

In what can only be described as a textbook case of social media stalking, Falling In Reverse frontman Ronnie Radke has been obsessively tweeting about Chris Motionless from the band Motionless In White. However, Motionless seems utterly unfazed by the attention, responding with a nonchalant "Ronnie who?" when asked about the situation. Sources close to…

ByAccomplished Author20 February 20230Comments

Music

Skrillex Releases Two New Records and We’re Not Sure Whether to Dance or Run Away

LOS ANGELES - In a move that has left the music world both confused and intrigued, electronic music producer Skrillex has released two new records that are sure to make an impact. The first record, titled "Quest For Fire," features the sound of stone being chiselled, along with other prehistoric sound effects. The second record,…

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Reviews

We Asked a Life Coach to Review the Used’s New Album ‘Toxic Positivity’

Life coach and self-proclaimed expert on positivity, Mindy Bloom, has recently reviewed The Used's latest album, Toxic Positivity, for Vanflip and her verdict is in: it's just too negative. As someone who spends her days helping people stay optimistic and motivated, Bloom was excited to hear the album's title and thought it would be a…

ByAccomplished Author20 February 20230Comments

Life & Style

Saranac Lake, New York Residents Become Deputy Dictators in Support of Local Tyranny

In a heartwarming show of community spirit, the residents of a small New York town have come together to support their tyrannous leader in a most unexpected way. When their local leader issued a call to round up dissidents in Saranac Lake, the people of this small village town answered the call with enthusiasm and…

ByAccomplished Author20 February 20230Comments

Music

MacBook Pro Rocks Out: Hardest Working Musician in Metal Reveals All in Exclusive Interview

It's no secret that legendary shredders and dynamic drummers dominate the world of metal music. But one artist is quietly making a name for himself as the hardest-working musician in the genre—and it's not a human. The Macbook Pro has been making waves in the metal scene with its unique sound, complex rhythms, and a…

ByAccomplished Author20 February 20230Comments

Music

Introducing Nevertune: The Guitar Tuners That Make Life Harder for Musicians Everywhere!

It's a problem that has been plaguing musicians for generations: guitars that stay in tune. But now, thanks to Nevertune, the revolutionary new guitar tuners, musicians can finally experience the frustration of constantly tuning their guitars. Nevertune tuners are designed to never stay in tune, no matter how hard you try. It goes out of…

ByAccomplished Author19 February 20230Comments

Science & Technology

Twitter Announces New Feature: Only Twitter Blue Subscribers Will Be Able to Login. Paid Users Will Have to Send Tweets in Manually by Postal Mail

In a move that has Twitter users reeling, Twitter has announced a new feature for Twitter Blue subscribers. Starting next month, only Twitter Blue subscribers will be able to log in to the platform online, while non-subscribers must send their tweets by postal mail. And to make things even more exclusive, the Chief Twit himself…

ByAccomplished Author18 February 20230Comments

Life & Style

Stabbing Victim’s Last Words Take a Witty Turn

In a shocking turn of events, a stabbing victim's last words were not a plea for help or an expression of sorrow but rather a pointed inquiry to his attacker. The victim, who has not been identified, was found in an alleyway in a small town on the city's outskirts. He had been stabbed multiple…

ByAccomplished Author18 February 20230Comments