Tim Henson: Ellen DeGeneres of the Guitar World

Known for his eclectic style and mesmerizing riffs, Tim Henson has become the Ellen DeGeneres of the guitar. His captivating solos and intricate rhythms have been praised by both critics and fans alike. From his early days of playing with the band to his recent solo career, Henson has consistently pushed the boundaries of what…

ByAccomplished Author4 March 20230Comments

Music

Frank Ocean Drops New Album, Leaves Fans Guessing

Frank Ocean fans were left scratching their heads this past week when the multi-Grammy Award-winning artist announced the release of his highly anticipated new album. The album, set to drop on February 29, was suddenly removed from all streaming services, leaving fans confused and frustrated. When pressed for a statement, Ocean released a cheeky statement…

ByAccomplished Author3 March 20230Comments

Opinion

Two Rocks, One Hard Choice: Who Will Be Dinner on the Island: Misha Mansoor or Winston McCall?

We've all faced a dilemma at some point in our lives: stuck on an island with Misha Mansoor of Periphery and Winston McCall of Parkway Drive, who do you eat first? It's a tough decision, but the answer is clear: Winston McCall. First of all, Winston is the bigger of the two, meaning there will…

ByAccomplished Author2 March 20230Comments

Music

Wholesome! A Beetle Laid Eggs Inside The Brain of Tosin Abasi and They’re Going To Hatch Soon

Tosin Abasi, the world-renowned virtuoso guitarist, was shocked after a rare species of beetle laid eggs inside his brain. The eggs are expected to hatch soon, and Abasi is uncertain about what to expect. "I've been playing guitar for many years, and nothing like this has ever happened," the bewildered musician said. "I don't know…

ByAccomplished Author1 March 20230Comments

Science & Technology

In Defence of Dr Anthony Fauci and His Lies/Coverups & Corruption

Dr Anthony Fauci has been the subject of criticism from some public and media members lately. However, we at Vanflip would like to take a moment to defend the good doctor and his actions during the COVID-19 pandemic. Firstly, let's address the rumors that Dr Fauci has a Pfizer tattoo on his left ankle. While…

ByAccomplished Author28 February 20230Comments

Quizes

Quiz: How Many Rolls of Toilet Paper Will You Need When the World Ends?

As the world hurtles towards the apocalypse, we know there's only one thing on your mind - how many rolls of toilet paper should you stockpile? Take our quiz to find out! 1. Which of the following doomsday scenarios are you most worried about? A) Alien invasion B) Zombie apocalypse C) Robot uprising…

ByAccomplished Author28 February 20230Comments

Music

Music Industry Forced To Admit That Djent Is Just A Fancy Word For Metal

Industry leaders have been forced to admit that djent is not actually a genre of music, in a shocking turn of events. The controversial genre of music, which has gained a cult following in recent years, has been revealed to be nothing more than a fancy word for metal. This news has sent fans of…

ByAccomplished Author28 February 20230Comments

Music

Queen’s Brian May Shows Off His Hair-Raising Talent

Rock legend Brian May of Queen fame has recently found a new way to show off his musical chops: hair-raising. That's right. The 72-year-old guitarist is now playing his famous riffs by twirling his hair. The unique approach to performance was discovered by accident when Brian was getting ready for a show. "I was just…

ByAccomplished Author28 February 20230Comments

Entertainment

Jake Paul Loses a Scripted Fight to Tyson Fury, Demands Rematch With the Real Tyson

YouTuber-turned-boxer Jake Paul lost a scripted fight to heavyweight champion Tyson Fury in what was supposed to be an easy win for Paul. Despite the carefully choreographed punches and stage directions, Paul failed to act convincingly like a professional boxer and could not keep up with Fury's impressive acting skills. "I thought I had it…

ByAccomplished Author27 February 20230Comments

Entertainment

Ola Englund’s Latest Feats Leave Fans Speechless

Guitar virtuoso and YouTube sensation Ola Englund is at it again, leaving fans in awe of his latest feats. The Swedish shredder has become known for his wild antics, and this time he has pushed his own limits. Yesterday, Englund released a video of himself playing a guitar solo -- while simultaneously juggling three chainsaws.…

ByAccomplished Author27 February 20230Comments