Move Over Eminem, Machine Gun Kelly is the Greatest Rapper of All Time!

When you think of legendary rappers, names like Tupac, Notorious B.I.G, and Eminem probably come to mind. But move over, folks, because there's a new king of the rap game, and his name is Machine Gun Kelly. That's right, the same guy who started out as a punk rock musician and gained fame for his…

ByAccomplished Author10 March 20230Comments

Music

John Lennon Still Alive?! Fans Question Re-Emergence of Legendary Beatle

The world was shocked today by the sudden return of John Lennon, the legendary Beatle who famously died in 1980. Lennon appeared mysteriously in a small town in the middle of Arkansas, claiming he had been hiding for the past 40 years. Fans of the beloved musician are questioning the legitimacy of his story, suggesting…

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Opinion

Breaking News: Turns Out Every Day is International Men’s Day! Oh, and Happy International Women’s Day!

Forget November 19th, folks. We have some groundbreaking news to share with you. After conducting some extensive research, we have discovered that every day is actually International Men's Day. Yes, you heard that right. While the rest of the world has been scrambling to celebrate men's achievements on a single day in November, it turns…

ByAccomplished Author9 March 20230Comments

Business

Binance CEO Promises Funds are ‘Safu’ as He Flees to Country Without Extradition Treaty

Binance CEO Changpeng Zhao declared that all user funds were safe and secure following reports that he had booked a one-way flight to a country with no extradition treaty. The news has sent investors into a frenzy and left many scratching their heads in confusion. "I can assure all of our users that their funds…

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Music

Will Smith’s New Song Packs a Punch – Literally!

It looks like Will Smith is at it again. His latest single, “Slap,” has been met with mixed reviews – but mostly positive. The song features Smith’s trademark rapping, but with a surprising twist: he’s slapping people in the chorus! It’s an interesting twist on his usual style, and fans love it. The chorus goes…

ByAccomplished Author8 March 20230Comments

Music

Country Music Invading Metalcore: Is This the End of Heavy Music as We Know It?

The signs are everywhere: country music is infiltrating every corner of the music world, from the rise of country rap to the recent trend of country and metalcore crossover bands. And while some fans may welcome this fusion of genres, others are sounding the alarm, warning that country music is a virus that threatens to…

ByAccomplished Author7 March 20230Comments

Music

Mike Portnoy Launches Secret Chocolate Bar Assault

Mike Portnoy, the famous rock drummer and vocalist for the band Dream Theater, has recently launched a daring assault on a secret chocolate bar. After a long day of touring, Mike came home to find a chocolate bar lurking behind the sofa. Mike, in an act of bravery, decided to take a bite out of…

ByAccomplished Author7 March 20230Comments

Entertainment

Chris Rock’s Latest Comedy Sketch is a Bust

Audiences worldwide recently experienced a new kind of comedy from the famous stand-up, Chris Rock. Unfortunately, it wasn't the kind of comedy that Rock intended. While taping a new show, Rock decided to incorporate one of his usual gags - falling between the cushions of a couch. It seemed like a great idea then, but…

ByAccomplished Author7 March 20230Comments

Life & Style

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It's a tough time to be Conor McGregor. The former UFC champion and notorious trash-talker has been on a downward spiral for months now, suffering one humiliating defeat after another. And now, things have gone from bad to worse as McGregor faces off against his most formidable foe yet: a banana peel. According to witnesses,…

ByAccomplished Author6 March 20230Comments

Opinion

Whoa: I went to a Billy Eilish concert that turned into a political rally and now I’m a Democratic party supporter

Somehow, I found myself at a Billy Eilish concert recently. I knew some of her songs from the radio and I didn't pay for the tickets. When I arrived at the concert, I noticed that the usual merchandise table had been replaced with a table of voter registration forms. I didn't think much of it…

ByAccomplished Author6 March 20230Comments