Corey Taylor Solves All World Problems with One Simple Statement

Slipknot and Stone Sour frontman Corey Taylor has weighed in on the never-ending debate of the world's problems, and it turns out the solution was simpler than we all thought. "I just don't give a shit," Taylor stated nonchalantly in an interview with Vanflip. "It's that simple. If we all just stopped caring about the…

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Science & Technology

Elon Musk Caught Scrounging for Loose Change to Pay Off Twitter Debt

Silicon Valley, CA - Billionaire entrepreneur and real-life Tony Stark impersonator Elon Musk was reportedly caught rummaging through the depths of his sofa cushions in search of spare change. The hefty interest payment on his $44 billion acquisition of Twitter in 2022 has left the SpaceX and Tesla CEO in dire need of every last…

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Entertainment

You Thought You Were Safe? Think Again! Blockbuster Rises From the Ashes to Collect Overdue Fees…With Interest!

PORTLAND, Oregon - Just when you thought it was safe to toss out your dusty VCR, the once-mighty Blockbuster Video has risen like a phoenix from the ashes of the past, and they're coming for your wallet. The former video rental giant has announced plans to collect on overdue return fees, with interest, from its…

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Music

We Asked Pharrell Williams About 9/11, and His Answers Will Make You Question Everything You Thought You Knew

Los Angeles, CA - Multi-talented musician and producer Pharrell Williams has decided to share his thoughts on the tragic events of September 11, 2001. Known for his unique fashion choices and catchy tunes, Pharrell has remained curiously quiet about the topic for years. But now, he's finally ready to open up, and his insights are…

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Music

We Gave Dave Grohl the Ultimate Permission: To Punch Us in the Mouth and Kick Us in the Balls, Here’s Why!

It's not every day that you get to be graced by the presence of a rock legend, let alone have him punch you in the mouth and kick you in the balls. But, as fearless journalists, we decided to embark on this once-in-a-lifetime experience, all in the name of absurdity and good old-fashioned rock 'n'…

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Politics

Puff Daddy: If Donald Trump Is So Bad, Why Does He Look So Good In These Stylish Puffer Vests?

New York, NY - In a world where your fashion choices can make or break your public image, one man stands tall in the face of adversity, rocking a puffer vest like it's nobody's business. We're talking about none other than former President Donald J. Trump. Despite his divisive political career and controversial persona, it's…

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Life & Style

Man Starts Argument with Wife in Parking Lot of Popeye’s Over Which Fried Chicken is Best

Filed under: marital discord A man was caught on camera starting an argument with his wife in the parking lot of a Popeye's chicken restaurant over which fried chicken is the best. The tense exchange has left many wondering just how far people will go to defend their favorite fast food joint. According to…

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Science & Technology

Forget ElonJet! This New App Tells You When Elon Musk Takes a Dump

In a world where tech CEOs are constantly under the microscope, one app is boldly going where no app has gone before – straight into the toilet. "ElonPoop," the newest sensation in the world of Silicon Valley apps, is turning heads and flushing away the competition by tracking the bowel movements of none other than…

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Life & Style

You Asked, They Listened: Netflix Has Announced They’re Bringing Back Radioshack Stores

Silicon Valley, CA - In a move that has left industry experts scratching their heads and '80s enthusiasts dancing in the streets, streaming giant Netflix has announced plans to bring back the defunct electronics chain RadioShack. The company is aware that they'll probably cancel the stores shortly after, just like most of their original content.…

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Music

Born of Osiris Caught Red-Handed: Not Even Related to Osiris!

(Chicago, IL) - In a revelation that has shaken the music world to its very core, it has come to light that metal band Born of Osiris are, in fact, not descendants of the ancient Egyptian god Osiris. This earth-shattering discovery has left fans wondering if they can ever trust musicians again, or if everything…

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