Stephen King Announces a New Book, ‘Cthulhu in the Cornfield’

Horror author Stephen King recently announced the release of his latest book - a novel that he says set the record for the world's most ridiculous plot. The novel, titled "Cthulhu in the Cornfield," chronicles the adventures of a small town farmer who discovers a Lovecraftian-style monster living in his cornfield. The farmer soon finds…

ByAccomplished Author27 April 20230Comments

Entertainment

Seinfeld: The Most Horrifying Sitcom of All Time

It's been decades since the beloved "Seinfeld" went off the air, and I couldn't be happier. Because, let's face it, that show was a nightmare. First of all, the characters were terrible people. Jerry was a self-absorbed narcissist, George was a lying, scheming sociopath, and Elaine was plain mean. But worst of all was Kramer.…

ByAccomplished Author26 April 20230Comments

Music

Is this Rapper Speaking a Foreign Language? Experts Baffled by Soundcloud Rap Artist

In a world full of Soundcloud rappers, one artist stands out from the crowd. Unfortunately, it's not for his lyrical prowess or unique rapping style but his complete lack of comprehensible lyrics. The artist in question, who goes by the name of "Jiggy McFlop", has been gaining a lot of attention recently due to his…

ByAccomplished Author25 April 20230Comments

Science & Technology

Horny Twitter Users Rejoice: Elon Musk Announces New Checkmark

Twitter seems to be taking the “thirst” game to the next level. Tossy tech billionaire Elon Musk announced that Twitter would be adding a new checkmark to signal when a user is “horny”. The new feature was met with excitement from the Twitter community, especially the…less savory members of the platform. “This is exactly what…

ByAccomplished Author24 April 20230Comments

Music

Tupac Shakur’s Hologram Goes on Rampage in Mexican Village

Residents of a small village in Mexico were left in a state of shock and confusion after a hologram of the late rapper Tupac Shakur appeared in their town and went on a rampage. The hologram, which had been created for a music festival in a nearby city, suddenly came to life and began wreaking…

ByAccomplished Author23 April 20230Comments

Life & Style

It’s Time to Bring Back Planking

In a world where TikTok challenges and viral dance craze come and go faster than you can say "Fleeky McFlossy," it's easy to forget the simpler times of yore when planking was all the rage. For us here at Vanflip.com, it never stopped being the rage because we have company-mandated planking, and we plank on…

ByAccomplished Author22 April 20230Comments

Life & Style

Bad News! Subway Forced to Find New Cookie Dough Ingredient After Rare Animal Goes Extinct

Well, this sucks. The rare animal that secretes the special dough used in Subway's beloved cookies has gone extinct. The animal, known as the "Doughpaca," was found only in the remote mountains of South America and was the only known source of the unique dough used in Subway's cookies, known for its unique ability to…

ByAccomplished Author21 April 20230Comments

Politics

Breaking: Trump’s Culinary Skills Earn Him a Promotion to Prison Kitchen – Inmates Rave About Perfect Trump Steaks!

Former President Donald Trump has turned his newfound prison residence into a gourmet paradise. Just days after his arrival, Trump was granted a highly-coveted promotion to the prison kitchen, all thanks to his spectacular culinary prowess in crafting the perfect Trump steaks. The inmates, it seems, just can't get enough of this mouthwatering sensation! Trump's…

ByAccomplished Author20 April 20230Comments

Entertainment

James Cameron Found Guilty of War Crimes Against Cinema

In a stunning turn of events, renowned filmmaker James Cameron has been found guilty of war crimes against cinema. Sources report that Cameron, the man behind such cinematic masterpieces as Avatar and Titanic, has been charged with crimes against film including the destruction of the fourth wall, the wrongful use of 3D technology, and the…

ByAccomplished Author20 April 20230Comments

Science & Technology

Child Prodigy’s New Power Source Threatens Tesla Empire: Elon Musk Sends Henchmen to Sabotage

The world of renewable energy is about to be turned upside down, and Elon Musk is shaking in his space boots. In a quaint suburban garage, a 12-year-old child prodigy named Timmy Thompson has discovered a groundbreaking new power source that could revolutionize the entire energy industry. However, as soon as word reached Elon Musk,…

ByAccomplished Author19 April 20230Comments