Emo Band Sheds Its Skin to Reunite as a Radio-Friendly Pop Group

It's been almost two decades since the self-proclaimed "saddest band in the world", Crying in The Rain, came together, and the members of 2005's emo sensation have decided to reunite and make a triumphant return to the music scene. But this time, they're going to be rocking a much different sound. Gone are the days…

ByAccomplished Author4 May 20230Comments

Music

Wholesome! Maynard from Tool Just Donated 3 Bottles of Wine To a Struggling Local Orphanage

In a heartwarming display of generosity, Maynard James Keenan, frontman for the band Tool, recently gifted a struggling local orphanage three bottles of wine from his Arizona vineyard, Caduceus Cellars. But as it turns out, the orphanage's landlord won't accept payment in fermented grapes. "We were so touched by Maynard's kindness," said orphanage administrator Susan…

ByAccomplished Author3 May 20230Comments

Life & Style

Heartwarming: Arsonist Loves Keeping the Local Fire Department Busy

John Smith had a unique hobby. He loved setting fires. Not just any kind of fire, either. He particularly enjoyed setting warehouse fires. The thrill of the flames, the heat on his skin, and the satisfaction of watching something he created were all intoxicating experiences for John. John was no common arsonist. He was passionate…

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Life & Style

Taco Bell Hires Jared Fogle to Tap into Lucrative Prison Market

The fast-food giant Taco Bell has announced they are hiring convicted child molester and former Subway spokesperson Jared Fogle as their new Director of Prison Marketing. "We realized that the prison market is a untapped goldmine," said Taco Bell CEO Brian Niccol in a press release. "And who better to help us tap into that…

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Music

All That Remains Vocalist Philip Labonte Mistakenly Believes Brandishing Rifle and Chugging Beer is ‘Badass’ at Family Restaurant

Filed under: Second Amendment In a shocking display of machismo and poor judgement, All That Remains vocalist Philip Labonte reportedly pulled out a rifle at a local family-friendly restaurant. He proceeded to open a beer, much to the dismay of fellow diners. According to eyewitnesses, Labonte, dining with his family, casually pulled out the rifle…

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Music

Northlane Announces New Diss Track Album

Australian metalcore act Northlane have revealed plans to release a new album filled with diss tracks. Titled 'Straight Outta Sydney', the album will contain an array of classic diss tracks from the band, taking aim at some of their peers in the metalcore scene. The news of the album comes after a string of recent…

ByAccomplished Author30 April 20230Comments

Music

Fred Durst Sets the Stage Ablaze in Latest Limp Bizkit Show

Fred Durst, the frontman of the rap-rock band Limp Bizkit, took things to a new level at a recent concert. During a performance of their hit single “Rollin’”, Durst suddenly set off a small fire on stage. The crowd went wild as the fire quickly spread across the stage. Fans cheered as Durst proclaimed, “Let’s…

ByAccomplished Author30 April 20230Comments

Opinion

Are You Being Gaslit? Don’t Be Silly, It’s Probably Just Your Imagination

In today's day and age, it seems like the term "gaslighting" is being thrown around more and more. But don't be fooled by the hype. It's all in your head. You're just being irrational. Gaslighting is when someone manipulates you into doubting your own perception of reality. But don't worry. It's probably just your imagination.…

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Life & Style

Living the High Life: How this Drug Dealer Makes a Killing Selling Bootleg Movies

When most people think of drug dealers, they think of shady characters lurking in dark alleys and backrooms, peddling illicit substances. But one enterprising dealer is taking a different route to make a side income – selling bootleg movies that are still in cinemas. Meet Mark, a 25-year-old drug dealer who lives in California. He's…

ByAccomplished Author29 April 20230Comments

Music

Wiggles Break Barriers with Bold New Djent Album

The Wiggles, the beloved children's entertainment group, has taken a bold new step in their career with the release of their latest album, 'The Wiggles Go Djent'. The album features a mix of traditional Wiggles fare, such as the classic 'Hot Potato' and 'Fruit Salad', as well as some heavy metal-inspired djent tracks. 'Fruit Salad'…

ByAccomplished Author28 April 20230Comments