Prince Harry: ‘I Did Bath Salts with John McAfee, Killed 25 People in Apache Attack Helicopter’

Prince Harry has admitted that he not only partook in recreational bath salts with tech mogul John McAfee but then proceeded to take part in a deadly Apache attack helicopter mission in Afghanistan that resulted in the deaths of 25 people. The startling news comes as part of his memoir, titled 'Spare'. In the book,…

ByAccomplished Author21 June 20230Comments

Music

Gwen Stefani: The Savior of Millennial Spelling Abilities?

It's a fact of life that most millennials can't spell to save their lives. From misspelling basic words like "definitely" to inventing new words like "bae," their grasp of the English language leaves something to be desired. But there's one word that even the most spelling-challenged millennials seem to get right, and it's all thanks…

ByAccomplished Author20 June 20230Comments

Music

Bono Finds What He’s Been Looking For After Years of Searching!

It's been a long and winding road for U2 frontman Bono, but after years of searching for something he couldn't quite put his finger on, he has finally found what he was looking for. For years, Bono has been vocal about his search for the answers to life's big questions, often writing songs about his…

ByAccomplished Author19 June 20230Comments

Science & Technology

Elon Musk and Joe Rogan Debate Over Who Can Blow The Most Smoke… Out of a Rocket

In an utterly shocking episode of the Joe Rogan Experience, the pixie-haired tech wizard, Elon Musk, hopscotched on to the stage to challenge the fearless follicly-endowed ex-MMA, now multi-hyphenate, Joe Rogan on who could blow the most smoke… out of a rocket. The completely anticipated not-at-all-surprising debate began when Musk, CEO of not-yet-intergalactic Space-X, enquired,…

ByAccomplished Author18 June 20230Comments

Life & Style

Local Psychopath Terrifies Neighborhood by Not Rinsing Plates Before Putting Them in the Dishwasher

Residents of a quiet suburban neighborhood are living in fear after discovering that one of their own is a psychopath who doesn't rinse plates before putting them in the dishwasher. The revelation has sent shockwaves through the community, leaving many wondering what other dangerous behaviors the psychopath might be capable of. "I always knew there…

ByAccomplished Author18 June 20230Comments

Music

Vessel from Sleep Token Invited Me To His House and It Spiralled Into a 16 Week Slumber Land Nightmare!

When I got the golden invite to interview Vessel, the enigmatic frontman of the mystic band Sleep Token, I expected plenty of oddities - a bit of occult vibe, perhaps some cryptic conversation, but never a full-fledged expedition into the realm of dreams where evidently, time runs by a different clock. As I rang the…

ByAccomplished Author17 June 20230Comments

Opinion

Help! This Parrot I Adopted from an Animal Shelter Won’t Stop Singing Creed Songs

It was supposed to be an act of kindness: I adopted a parrot from an animal shelter. But I hadn't counted on the parrot's affinity for Creed songs. Now, all I hear day and night is a constant refrain of "My Sacrifice," "With Arms Wide Open," and other anthems from the 2000s. The problem began…

ByAccomplished Author17 June 20230Comments

Gaming

Starfield: An Intergalactic Potatocalypse! (a review)

Rating: 4.3 Potatoes out of 5 If you ever wondered what it’d be like to take our humble earthbound spuds on an intense interstellar journey, Starfield is the game for you. As much a space odyssey as a splendid showcase of the universe's most omnipresent tuber, this game is sure to resonate with gamers, foodies…

ByAccomplished Author16 June 20230Comments

Entertainment

LeBron James’ Diplomatic Dunk: NBA Star’s Surprising Praise of the CCP Leaves Fans and Critics in a Spin!

In a recent interview that left fans and critics alike scratching their heads, NBA superstar LeBron James dropped a slam dunk of a statement when he unexpectedly complimented the Chinese Communist Party (CCP). The basketball legend, known for his prowess on the court, ventured into uncharted territory as he attempted to navigate the turbulent waters…

ByAccomplished Author16 June 20230Comments

Music

Buckethead Finally Reveals His True Identity

The world was in shock today as the mysterious and enigmatic Buckethead finally revealed his true identity to the public. For decades, the enigmatic and mysterious figure has been one of the music industry's most enigmatic, mysterious and polarizing figures. The public has long speculated about his true identity; some even speculated that he was…

ByAccomplished Author15 June 20230Comments