In a ruling that's left intellectuals, pundits, and followers of the "radical left" wetting their pants in excitement, a Canadian court has ordered Dr. Jordan Peterson to undergo gender affirmation surgery. The decision, steeped in the fiery debate around gender affirmation and free speech, has ignited an intellectual clash of titans.
"Dr. Peterson," intoned Judge…
Well, butter my biscuits, it's happened! The one and only Donald Trump, the man whose hair could have its own Twitter account, has made a triumphant return to the world of social media, now known as "X." That's right, climate change deniers, he's back, and he's not here to make America great again; he's here…
Drake's latest album, "For All The Dogs," is here, sending shockwaves through the animal-loving community. A bold musical statement filled with woofs, howls, and a surprising absence of purrs, this album is as divisive as it is innovative. Let's break it down, track by track.
1. "Barking Mad": A high-energy opener setting the entire album's…
Donald J. Trump's long-awaited criminal mugshot has been released, taking the world by storm. Arrested for alleged election interference, Trump's mugshot overshadows the legal proceedings. Why, you ask? Because it's perfect. It's beautiful. It's art.
The hair that's fascinated the world for years? Still standing tall. The tan that's been the subject of countless memes?…
It was a regular Tuesday evening in the dimly lit office of FAANG Co, where the Dev Team was putting in another weekend's worth of work. Eyes bloodshot, marriages teetering on the brink of divorce, and mental health hanging by a thread, they were coding their way to digital glory. And why? To meet those…
Buckle up because we're about to plunge into a whirlpool of truth wilder than a sewer line on Taco Tuesday. Ever wonder why your plumber takes so long staring into that dripping sink? It's not because he's reflecting on the water's profound existential meaning. Nope, he's got the inside scoop on the real menace of…
Hold onto your headphones, rap fans, because this one's a doozy. You know 21 Savage, the guy who's been 21 for years? Well, buckle up because he's actually 30! That's right, 30 years old, and we all feel we've been handed a fake Rolex.
Before you lose your mind, let me explain how this revelation…
In an unprecedented display of political bravado, former President Donald Trump boldly declared himself the winner of last night's GOP debate on Truth Social. The twist? He wasn't even there.
"Look, people, I won that debate fair and square!" Trump boasted in a post on Truth Social. "I was there in spirit, and my spirit's…
Friends, readers, and rubber-ball enthusiasts gather 'round! It's high time we discuss the incident with the entire internet in stitches or stitches of outrage, depending on who you ask. Rap icon Pusha T, renowned for his lyrical finesse and not-so-renowned for his bouncy ball-chasing prowess, took centre stage in a drama involving my dear old…
In an event already being hailed as the ultimate example of the "Russian Window Phenomenon," Wagner boss Yevgeny Prigozhin has outdone himself. You've heard of people falling out of windows, but Yevgeny decided to take it further, adding a dash of altitude and a plane. Talk about going out in style!
Scene: A plane with…