Nintendo's highly anticipated Switch 2 is landing in a few months, and it's everything an incel or lifelong virgin could want from a gaming console.
The console sports an upgraded…
Fans have been eagerly waiting over a decade for Grand Theft Auto VI, desperate for even a glimpse of the game after the infamous leaks and eventually the first trailer…
It's not often you find yourself thinking, "Wow, that dude really peaked behind bars," but Tim Lambesis, infamous frontman of metalcore band As I Lay Dying, genuinely seemed cooler in…
SANTA FE, NM — Hollywood and conspiracy circles alike are buzzing with speculation following the mysterious death of beloved actor Gene Hackman at his home in Santa Fe, New Mexico.…
Robert Pattinson: "Honestly, GPT-4.5 has been texting me at all hours asking if vampires are real and, more specifically, if I personally am a vampire. It keeps sending me detailed…
LOS ANGELES—Veteran actor Tom Hanks was spotted pawning several prestigious awards, including his two Oscars, at "Hollywood Pawn & Gold" yesterday afternoon. Witnesses described the encounter as surreal but "weirdly…
Following yesterday's bombshell revelation of Jeffrey Epstein’s unsealed client files, actor Alec Baldwin was reportedly spotted frantically practicing a range of carefully crafted "surprised" facial expressions in the bathroom mirror…
OpenAI has officially revealed GPT-4.5, an AI so minuscule it comfortably fits inside a human testicle. Yep, you heard correctly. The latest model, lovingly nicknamed "NutNet" by overly enthusiastic engineers,…
Los Angeles, CA - Ben Stiller, the man who brought us slapstick classics like Zoolander and the mind-bending Apple TV+ series Severance, has reportedly taken his creative control to a…
FORT WAYNE, IN - Local father Greg Hensley was reportedly “gutted” this week after discovering that his 16-year-old son Tyler’s newfound interest in “piracy” had nothing to do with swashbuckling,…
