The iconic rock band, The Rolling Stones, faced an embarrassing situation yesterday when they were abruptly removed from a flight for allegedly attempting to have sexual intercourse with multiple passengers and flight attendants. The band members, who were reportedly in a state of extreme intoxication, were caught red-handed by horrified fellow passengers and crew members.
Witnesses reported seeing the legendary rockers engaging in explicit sexual activities with both passengers and flight attendants. According to one anonymous passenger, “It was like watching a scene straight out of a porno movie. These guys just didn’t give a fuck!“
As security personnel escorted the band members off the plane, Mick Jagger shouted, “We just wanted to share the love, man!” While Keith Richards, visibly dishevelled, muttered, “Fuck you, motherfucker!“
In a press conference held today, the band’s spokesperson, Sir Richard Branson, expressed his deep regret and embarrassment over the incident. “We sincerely apologize for the behavior of our esteemed clients, The Rolling Stones. We assure you that this will never happen again.“
In other news, The Rolling Stones have announced their upcoming “Orgies World Tour 2023,” where the band plans to take their debauchery to the next level. Fans can expect a wild and unforgettable experience, complete with explicit sexual content and copious amounts of alcohol.
