Rockstar Games, the titanic developer behind the wildly popular Grand Theft Auto series, is allegedly preparing to release the highly anticipated second trailer for the upcoming instalment, Grand Theft Auto VI. The trailer, set to drop in May 2024, will undoubtedly leave fans’ jaws hanging open like they’ve just taken a baseball bat to the face.
The first trailer, released in December 2023, left gamers worldwide clamoring for more, but the latest leaked information suggests that the second trailer may not live up to the hype. According to an anonymous insider with a history of accurate leaks, the new trailer will feature a transgender character named Jazmin, who will be the game’s main protagonist. The insider also claims that the trailer will reveal several “woke” changes to the game, including Black Lives Matter protests, equality, gender affirmation surgery, and even the cancellation of some traditional gameplay features.
That’s right, Rockstar Games has decided to cancel certain gameplay elements in the name of social justice. Fans of the series may be left scratching their heads, wondering if the developers have lost their minds or if this is just an elaborate hoax. After all, the series has always been known for its gritty, realistic portrayal of criminal activities and unapologetic violence. But it seems that the times are changing.
The trailer is also set to include several references to “cancelling” and “being cancelled,” with various in-game characters being abruptly cut off from their dialogue and disappearing into thin air. It’s unclear whether this is a statement on the current state of social media or simply an attempt to troll fans who have been waiting years for the game’s release.
But wait, there’s more! In addition to these groundbreaking changes, the Insider also reveals that the game will include a new feature called “Woke Whack-a-Mole,” where players must quickly identify and neutralize microaggressions in various social situations. This mini-game is so challenging that even the most dedicated players may struggle to maintain their social justice bona fides.
The game will also feature a robust system of non-playable characters, providing players with “safe spaces” to discuss their feelings and emotions. These NPCs will be equipped with an extensive list of gender pronouns, which players must use when addressing them. Failure to do so will result in immediate cancellation from the game.
So, get ready, Grand Theft Auto fans. The second trailer for GTA VI is coming, and it will be unlike anything you’ve ever seen. Will it be a groundbreaking masterpiece or a colossal disappointment that leaves you wishing you could return to playing GTA V? Only time will tell. But one thing’s for sure: your head will spin like a chopper blade when you see what Rockstar Games has in store for you.
