In a move that has left the legal community shaking their heads in disbelief, Alec Baldwin’s defense strategy for his upcoming involuntary manslaughter trial in the accidental 2021 shooting death of Rust cinematographer Halyna Hutchins is to claim he never pulled the trigger. Apparently, the Gun Did It All.
According to documents obtained by this reputable news outlet, the actor’s legal team is planning to argue that the firearm, not Baldwin, is solely responsible for the fatal incident. This bold and utterly ridiculous defense is expected to be met with a collective eye-roll from the jury, who have probably already come to terms with the fact that they’re going to be stuck in a room together for nine days.
The trial, scheduled to begin on July 10, will likely be a circus, as Baldwin’s legal team continues to peddle the same “it wasn’t me, it was the gun” narrative. Meanwhile, the prosecution is expected to present a mountain of evidence that suggests otherwise, including numerous eyewitness testimonies and a forensic analysis of the firearm.
Despite the overwhelming evidence stacked against him, Baldwin’s defense is sticking to their guns (pun intended) and insists that the actor had no idea there was a real bullet in the chamber. “It was a complete and utter accident!” Baldwin’s attorney, who shall remain unnamed to avoid any legal repercussions, shouted during a recent press conference. “My client has been victimized by the media, and I will do everything in my power to clear his name and bring the true culprit to justice!“
While many in Hollywood have rallied behind Baldwin, with some even claiming that the entire incident was staged as a publicity stunt, the general public has largely turned against the actor. A recent poll revealed that 99.9% of people believe that Baldwin is a complete and utter piece of shit, and should be held accountable for his actions.
Judge Mary Marlowe Sommer, who has the unenviable task of presiding over this farcical trial, has expressed her frustration with the defense’s tactics, stating that she “cannot believe I’m actually going to have to listen to this nonsense for nine days.” However, she remains committed to ensuring that the trial is conducted fairly and that justice is served, no matter how long it takes.
As the trial date approaches, Baldwin’s legal team continues to insist that the gun, not the actor, is to blame for the fatal shooting. However, with the weight of evidence stacked against them, it remains to be seen whether this ludicrous defense strategy will be enough to keep Baldwin out of prison.
