February 2024 - VanFLIP

Periphery’s Frontman Spencer Sotelo Loses His Mind and Gets Political at Concert

The progressive metal band Periphery has gone full MAGA, with frontman Spencer Sotelo ranting about "the wall" and illegals voting in the 2024 election during a disastrous concert. It all…

Music

Tom DeLonge’s Legs in Danger as Loan Sharks Close In On The Blink 182 Frontman

Tom DeLonge, the frontman of Blink 182, is in some seriously deep water. According to our sources, DeLonge owes a massive pile of money to a crew of ruthless, no-nonsense…

Music

Sex, Drugs, and Rock ‘n’ Roll: The Rolling Stones Get Kicked Off Flight for Wild Orgies

The iconic rock band, The Rolling Stones, faced an embarrassing situation yesterday when they were abruptly removed from a flight for allegedly attempting to have sexual intercourse with multiple passengers…

Science & Technology

Dr. Fauci and Bill Gates Announce Groundbreaking Partnership to Unleash ‘COVID-24’

The world's most beloved and huggable villain, Dr. Anthony Fauci, has joined forces with the Zuckerberg of the nerdosphere, Bill Gates, to unveil their latest collaboration: the COVID-24 pandemic. As…

Music

Ronnie Radke Deletes Twitter: Has the Peeing Messiah Finally Had Enough?

Ronnie Radke, the "Peeing Messiah" and frontman of the alternative rock band Falling In Reverse, has taken his social media presence down a notch by deleting his Twitter account. This…

Music

Slipknot’s former drummer Jay Weinberg declares war on band, reveals devious plans for retribution

Former Slipknot drummer Jay Weinberg announced today that he will be focusing on his next venture: revenge. The musician, who was abruptly fired from the band recently via text message,…

Politics

Donald Trump Announces Plan to Build World’s Largest Swamp-Pumping Station

Former President Donald Trump, the swamp drainer extraordinaire, has announced that he will "drain the swamp properly" if he wins the 2024 presidential election. The statement has left political pundits…

Music

Parkway Drive Goes Full Yeehaw: Band Announces Country Album

In an unprecedented move that has left metalheads worldwide spitting their craft beers in disbelief, Parkway Drive, the Australian metalcore band known for their breakdowns and beachside bro-hangs, has announced…

Entertainment

ALEC BALDWIN’S PATHETIC DEFENSE IN RUST SHOOTING DEATH TRIAL: “I PULLED THE TRIGGER? NO FUCKING WAY!

In a move that has left the legal community shaking their heads in disbelief, Alec Baldwin's defense strategy for his upcoming involuntary manslaughter trial in the accidental 2021 shooting death…

Politics

President Biden Announces Plans to Drop Nukes on Both Israel and Palestine

The global community has been left in utter shock as Israel continues its relentless bombing campaign against Gaza, leaving the city in ruins. Despite the widespread calls for a ceasefire,…