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Sleep Token: Mysterious Personas Finally Exposed

In a stunning revelation that has sent shockwaves through the music world, Sleep Token, the mysterious musical act known for their elaborate masks and elaborate persona, has been exposed as…

Music

Peppa Pig Gets a Gritty Makeover with Deathcore

The beloved children's character Peppa Pig has been making waves this week with the release of her new album: Deathcore. The album features an unlikely pairing of Peppa's sweet voice…

Science & Technology

Wow! We Let Elon Musk Drill a 4mm Hole into Our Skull and Now We Have a Headache

At Vanflip, we are always on the lookout for the latest trends and technological advancements, even if they sound like a terrible idea. So when Elon Musk announced that his…

Politics

Democrats and Republicans, Shut Up and Pay Your Taxes Like Good Little Worker Bees: Your Money Will Help Fund the War Machine, Because Who Hates the Troops?

It's time to put aside our political differences and come together as a nation to do what we do best: pay taxes. That's right, folks! Whether you're a die-hard Democrat…

Life & Style

Bill Gates Defends Epstein Relationship, Claims He Only Ordered Off the Kids Menu

Billionaire philanthropist and tech guru Bill Gates has come forward to defend his relationship with the late convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein. In a recent statement, Gates claims that he…

Entertainment

Mr Beast Cures 1,000 People of Blindness, Angers God and Threatens to Unleash Satan’s Wrath

In a shocking move that has the entire world of spirituality and medicine on edge, internet sensation and philanthropist Mr Beast has defied the will of the Almighty and cured…

Music

Travis Barker Lives Up to His Name, Becomes Human Drum Set

Los Angeles, CA - Travis Barker, drummer for Blink-182, has taken his passion for percussion to a new level. After years of pounding out beats on the skins, it appears…

Music

Tim Henson’s Neck Tattoo Comes to Life, Wails in Agony

The members of the fusion instrumental band, Polyphia, have been in a state of shock since their guitarist, Tim Henson, appeared on stage with a screaming neck tattoo. The tattoo,…

Life & Style

Experts Predict Economic Collapse in 2023, But Who Has Time for That When There’s a Cat in a Shark Costume

As the world teeters on the brink of financial ruin, experts are warning of an impending economic crash set to take place in 2023. But let's be real, who has…

Music

Plain White T’s Vocalist Continues Creepy Stalker Song Streak with ‘I’ve Been Expecting You, Meghan’

In yet another display of his undeniable talent for creepily fixating on women he's never met, Tom Higgenson, vocalist of the Plain White T's, has released a new single entitled…