Feast your ears on Spiritbox's new EP, "The Fear of Fear," an auditory carnival as unpredictable as a shopping spree at Walmart on Black Friday. Releasing on November 3rd via…
In a ruling that's left intellectuals, pundits, and followers of the "radical left" wetting their pants in excitement, a Canadian court has ordered Dr. Jordan Peterson to undergo gender affirmation…
Well, butter my biscuits, it's happened! The one and only Donald Trump, the man whose hair could have its own Twitter account, has made a triumphant return to the world…
Drake's latest album, "For All The Dogs," is here, sending shockwaves through the animal-loving community. A bold musical statement filled with woofs, howls, and a surprising absence of purrs, this…
Donald J. Trump's long-awaited criminal mugshot has been released, taking the world by storm. Arrested for alleged election interference, Trump's mugshot overshadows the legal proceedings. Why, you ask? Because it's…
It was a regular Tuesday evening in the dimly lit office of FAANG Co, where the Dev Team was putting in another weekend's worth of work. Eyes bloodshot, marriages teetering…
Buckle up because we're about to plunge into a whirlpool of truth wilder than a sewer line on Taco Tuesday. Ever wonder why your plumber takes so long staring into…
Hold onto your headphones, rap fans, because this one's a doozy. You know 21 Savage, the guy who's been 21 for years? Well, buckle up because he's actually 30! That's…
In an unprecedented display of political bravado, former President Donald Trump boldly declared himself the winner of last night's GOP debate on Truth Social. The twist? He wasn't even there.…
Friends, readers, and rubber-ball enthusiasts gather 'round! It's high time we discuss the incident with the entire internet in stitches or stitches of outrage, depending on who you ask. Rap…
