In a recent report released by the Music Appreciation Association, it has been discovered that an astounding 99% of people who purchase vinyl records do not actually own a vinyl…
A 13-year-old child from middle America announced his candidacy for President of the United States in 2060. The precocious young lad, who prefers to go by the name "Johnny," held…
In a move that could have been ripped straight from a Hollywood spy thriller, President Joe Biden has officially welcomed the International Criminal Court's (ICC) decision to issue an arrest…
Hollywood, CA - In a scene with fans and foes shaking their heads, Kanye West, the once-untouchable music mogul, has been spotted peddling Yeezy shoes and copies of his own…
President Joe Biden sent shockwaves through the global community by exiting Air Force One and immediately launching into a groundbreaking Hokey Pokey performance. International leaders and policy experts, who had…
Bob Johnson, a self-proclaimed 'pop-hater', has been fooling his friends and family for years. He's always been very vocal about his dislike for radio pop music and his preference for…
San Diego, CA - As ticket sales for As I Lay Dying's latest tour continue to nosedive, frontman Tim Lambesis has resorted to an unusual scapegoat: steroids. In a desperate…
Dublin, Ireland - As the world dons green attire, chugs copious amounts of beer and pretends to be Irish for a day, a shocking revelation threatens to taint the beloved…
In a shocking move of global domination, tech mogul Elon Musk has unleashed his army of terror drones and has seized control of the world.
The drones, outfitted with high-tech…
Kyiv, Ukraine - In an unprecedented development, Ukraine has declared that it's just a few dollars short of achieving total victory in the war against Russia. With donations pouring in…
