WASHINGTON D.C. – The Federal Reserve, led by Chair Jerome H. Powell, who may or may not be a time-traveling wizard, announced today that the nation's economy is both booming…
Vancouver, BC - Fans of the popular YouTube channel Linus Tech Tips were recently thrown for a loop when the account was hacked by crypto scammers, leading to a temporary…
Washington, D.C. - Senator Ted Cruz can finally breathe a sigh of relief as Donald Trump's recent New York indictment rumors have captured the nation's attention, allowing the persistent claims…
New York, NY - Former President Donald Trump has been indicted by New York District Attorney Alvin Bragg for the heinous crime of leaving the toilet seat up in 2017.…
Self-proclaimed "pure" vegan was caught on camera purchasing a bag of illegal MDMA pills, made in a bathtub, at a club later tonight. The individual, who wishes to remain anonymous,…
New York, NY - In a masterful display of political maneuvering, former President Donald Trump has seized control of the New York Police Department, effectively transforming the city into his…
After years of singing profanities and writing songs about the dark side of life, singer-songwriter Father John Misty has decided to take a new direction in his career. The artist,…
Nickelback was in for a surprise when they learned that people have disliked their music for years. Bandleader Chad Kroeger had this to say: "I'm honestly blown away by this.…
A shocking revelation has come to light that Dr Dre, a legendary rapper and producer, is not a licensed medical doctor. The truth came to light during an Eminem concert…
Former President Donald Trump has announced his plans to run for the highest office in the land in 2024 – from the helm of his own banana stand. Trump's new…
