German industrial metal band Rammstein is gearing up to release their latest album, and fans are already buzzing about what the band has in store. According to lead singer Till…
In a shocking report released today, it has been revealed that a child who dreams of one day being a part of a successful band would not make it through…
Dallas, TX - In what can only be described as the musical equivalent of a fish out of water, Tim Henson, the renowned guitarist from the progressive metal band Polyphia,…
In a jaw-dropping twist that proves even rock legends can't resist the allure of crashing weddings, Guns N' Roses guitarist Slash recently made a surprise appearance at an unsuspecting couple's…
In a move that has sent shockwaves through the metal community, Chuck "The Crusher" Green, a self-proclaimed tough guy, has announced his intention to throw down in the pit at…
Los Angeles, CA - Hold on to your seats, cinephiles! The enigmatic and consistently perplexing Tommy Wiseau is back in the director's chair, this time unleashing a chilling feline-centric thriller…
In a move that has both cryptocurrency enthusiasts and skeptics shaking their heads in disbelief, Binance, the world's largest cryptocurrency exchange, has temporarily suspended trading. But don't panic, dear readers!…
If you're a fan of Sleep Token, the British atmospheric metal band known for their cryptic, emotional performances, then it's time to set your sights on something new: Sleep Tolkien.…
NORWICH, UK - Just when the world believed it had reached peak suffering, Ed Sheeran, ginger-haired bard of the millennial age, has unleashed his latest musical monstrosity, "Eyes Closed." This…
Sydney, Australia - Heavy metal band Slipknot has caused a stir in the land down under by leading a successful coup against the Australian government. The band's frontman, Corey Taylor,…
