As the price of Bitcoin, the digital currency that's one power outage away from oblivion, spirals downward into the abyss of financial despair, its most passionate admirers – the hodlers…
Manhattan, NY – As the world watched with bated breath, expecting a complex and protracted legal battle, former President and renowned businessman Donald Trump shocked everyone by offering a foolproof…
MySpace, the once-dominant social network relegated to the annals of internet history, has reemerged to ask what everybody was thinking: "Do you miss us yet?"
As Facebook continues to spiral…
MIDDLETON, OH - It was a day that will forever be etched into the memories of local residents. On a quiet, unsuspecting Sunday afternoon, 45-year-old Steve "Cool Dad" Thompson shattered…
BOISE, IDAHO – 27-year-old Rick Thompson claims to have reached the end of the internet, leaving him adrift in a sea of existential ennui and an acute case of FOMO…
The world of fizzy drinks has sharply turned into a liberal conspiracy with Pepsi's latest soda revelation. PepsiCo, the multinational food and beverage corporation, has announced that it's releasing a…
Celebrity chef Jamie Oliver has once again found himself at the centre of a culinary controversy. This time, the Naked Chef has been accused of appropriating various world cuisines by…
In a groundbreaking revelation that is rocking the music world to its core, experts have uncovered the shocking truth that popular "progressive metal" band Periphery is actually a fabricated band…
ANYTOWN, USA – In a stunning display of universal sportsmanship, a team of athletes dazzled onlookers by engaging in a riveting sports game. The sport, which involved kicking, catching, and…
In an exclusive exposé that has fast-food fanatics buzzing, an anonymous insider has come forward with a startling revelation: the world-famous McDonald's golden arches are powered by the effervescent energy…
