In a refreshing display of compassion and understanding, a local police officer has made headlines for showing mercy to the elderly protesters in his community by only beating them senselessly.…
In the cacophonic world of metal, witness the unparalleled fusion of political soundbites and breakdowns that will leave you questioning reality. Born of Osiris has turned the tables on political…
Mattel, the company behind the iconic Barbie doll, has just announced a new addition to their toy line: Death Metal Barbie. This new doll is the perfect gift for parents…
Moscow, Russia – Russian officials have publicly conceded defeat in their years-long covert operation to decipher the coveted blend of eleven herbs and spices used in KFC's famous fried chicken…
Last night, fans were left in awe as Metallica front-man James Hetfield paused a sold-out show to take a much-needed bathroom break. The shocking move, which Hetfield attributed to "not…
New Orleans, LA - Phil Anselmo, the legendary frontman of Pantera and Down, has long been considered one of the most fearsome figures in heavy metal. But now, Anselmo has…
New York, NY – Uber Eats announced its latest innovative service, "Foodwalk," which is set to revolutionize how people combine their love for exercise with their insatiable need for takeout…
It's been a few years since the tragic death of Harambe the gorilla at the Cincinnati Zoo, and the nation has finally realized that it's been far too long since…
Billionaire philanthropist George Soros has swooped in to save the floundering New York Times from the embarrassment of losing its coveted blue checkmark on Twitter. After the newspaper refuses to…
New York, NY - The New York Times Twitter account has lost its coveted blue checkmark after refusing to pay a measly $7 monthly fee. The verification badge, intended to…
