Residents of the Sunny Acres Nursing Home were left in disbelief when they discovered that 90s pop sensation Hanson was now living among them.
"I had no idea they were…
Seattle, WA: Microsoft mogul and technology soothsayer Bill Gates has done it again – and this time, it's a doozy. In an epic display of human fallibility, Gates has unwittingly…
PALO ALTO, CA - You might have thought that Taylor Swift and Elon Musk's whirlwind romance was written in the stars, but it turns out that the size of the…
Stupefaction and chaos! Meet the new ambience at the once-thriving TechSurance Inc. after their emboldened CEO, Daniel Mellark, embarked on a cost-cutting crusade by replacing the invaluable veteran employees with…
In a confectionery coup that's left the world of hip-hop bewildered and jelly bean enthusiasts in stitches, rap legend and rhyme dictionary enthusiast Eminem, also known as Marshall Mathers or…
In a bold move to boost productivity and streamline efficiency, companies across the nation are turning to a revolutionary new technology: integrated cameras in desks and chairs.
According to a…
Deep in the Gas-Less Hole of America – In a desperate attempt to counter the fuel crisis, noted musician and frontman of Faith No More, Mike Patton, has been caught…
Manhattan, NY - Just when you thought 2023 couldn't get any more bizarre, former President Donald Trump was spotted zipping around the Hudson River on a gold-plated jetski, moments after…
Well, buckle up, folks – because Rivers of Nihil have just thrown a sizzling curveball at the world, and it's about to change our future in the most bizarre way…
Local band, "The Soundwaves" were left stunned after their performance at Joe's Bar last night when they discovered that not a single audience member had noticed that their guitarist, Jim,…
