The world of renewable energy is about to be turned upside down, and Elon Musk is shaking in his space boots. In a quaint suburban garage, a 12-year-old child prodigy…
In a bold move that has sent shockwaves through the music industry, local band "The Blank Slates" has just released a new single about absolutely nothing. And yet, despite the…
Experts have confirmed that legendary rapper Tupac Shakur did not die from gunshot wounds but from a broken heart.
According to Dr Dre, who was present at the scene of…
As if the spectacle of a Fiverr-sourced Frank Ocean lookalike wasn't bewildering enough for the Coachella crowd, the counterfeit crooner took his performance to new heights of absurdity by showing…
In a move that surprised no one, conspiracy theorist and InfoWars host Alex Jones announced his candidacy for President of the United States on Tuesday.
Speaking to a crowd of…
Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling stopped her car on the side of the road to rescue a trans person from a burning vehicle, only to lecture them on the complexities…
In a shocking display of gluttony and disregard for basic social etiquette, musician Tom Morello brazenly consumed the entirety of the chip bowl at a recent party, leaving guests scrambling…
Chicago, IL - In a surprise move, Disturbed frontman David Draiman announced that the band's highly-anticipated new album will be released "whenever the voices in my head tell me to."…
Cupertino, CA – Tech billionaire and part-time Martian hopeful Elon Musk has once again shocked the world as he announces the unearthing of a one-of-a-kind Dogecoin Emerald mine. Now, that's…
Pizza aficionados, brace yourselves - the pizza world as we know it is about to change! If you thought Nike and Bud Light cornered the market on woke points with…
