Oh boy, remember when Ashton Kutcher looked up to Danny Masterson? You know, the good ol' days when they starred together on That '70s Show, and Ashton thought Danny was…
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Buckle up, emo kids and metalcore enthusiasts! The genre that once gave you the perfect soundtrack for your teen angst is evolving, and it's more soul-crushing than ever. Meet "Eternal…
Ah, small businesses, the backbone of America. The quaint little shops where dreams are packaged into home-baked goods and hand-knit scarves. Enter Mr. Least—the twisted, moustache-twirling evil twin of Mr.…
It's a dark day in Swiftyville. Taylor Swift's 'Era's' tour tickets sold out faster than you can say "Shake it Off," you're one of the unfortunate souls who didn't snag…
In the world of celebrity brawls, there's nothing quite as astounding as Jake Paul's left hook, except perhaps his sperm's performance—or lack thereof. That's right, fight fans; in a recent…
Hold on to your hats, people. Our boy Justin Timberlake has just taken history's most jaw-dropping comeback tour. Forget about the charts, the stages, and the Grammys. JT's been nailed…
Bam! Who needs bread when you've got rockets? That's right, Kim Jong Un, the Supreme Leader with a penchant for pyrotechnics, has just sent a message to the world –…
Stop the presses and hold onto your hairpieces, because The Weeknd just dropped a bombshell that's about to explode your mundane Monday into a full-blown fiesta of fabulousness. You read…
Hold onto your pepperonis, dear pizza enthusiasts, because the world's most macho pizzeria now serves slices of equality with a side of capitalism. That's right; Joe's Manly Pizza Pit, the…
