The CEO of Sara Lee Desserts, Chadwick "Sweet Tooth" Thompson, has announced that any employees caught attempting to unionize will be promptly escorted to exclusive "Sweet Retreats" – a euphemism…
When we challenged the renowned musician Mike Portnoy to an eating contest, we expected a friendly competition. But what we got was something else entirely.
Portnoy seemed to have other…
Nintendo fans worldwide are in a state of panic after the gaming giant confirmed what we all feared: Mario, the company's beloved mascot, has escaped from the cell he was…
The world was rocked today when Taylor Swift, the pop culture icon, announced her plan to end capitalism. That's right – the singer-songwriter has declared that she is fed up…
In a world where music has become the ultimate form of escape, the highly anticipated album "Take Me Back to Eden" by Sleep Token is upon us. The band has…
In a devastating blow to the music world, Sum 41, the band you definitely still care about and haven't forgotten since their heyday in the early 2000s, announced their official…
The cult classic Breaking Bad was almost a very different show. Instead of being about an unhinged teacher that grooms one of his high school students into becoming a drug…
Thom Yorke is at it again! Last night, the Radiohead frontman was seen pressing the emergency button in an elevator and forcing everyone inside to smell his fart after eating…
After years of speculation, sources have confirmed that rapper Machine Gun Kelly, also known as MGK, is in fact a loser.
According to insiders, the Cleveland native has been struggling…
As the room darkens, I can feel the anticipation in the air. I can feel the excitement from the audience - knowing that something special is about to happen. But…
