In the small, sleepy town of Squeezyville, Officer Ronald Jones has been uniquely keeping the peace. Officer Jones' approach to policing differs from his colleagues in other towns, as he…
In a move that has shocked and delighted Chinese citizens, the Chinese government has decided to take their nation's extensive surveillance network and CCTV cameras to a new level by…
Recently ousted from Fox News, Tucker Carlson took his professional rage machine to the Twittersphere by launching his own streaming show. In a shocking and ballsy move, the inaugural episode…
At Periphery's latest concert, the microphone stopped working halfway through the band's set, and fans pretended as though nothing was wrong.
"It was honestly the most impressive thing I've ever…
HELSINKI, FINLAND — In a ballsy move that would make Karl Marx break into an air guitar solo, Neural DSP has just announced the launch of Archetype: Tom Morello. This…
SAN FRANCISCO - North Korea congratulates Florida Governor Ron DeSantis on his successful 2024 presidential campaign launch. The announcement, delivered via a Twitter Space hosted by Elon Musk, was a…
McDonald's loyal customers were left in shock and dismayed today as the fast food giant announced that the creature from which the crucial ingredient of its beloved soft serve ice…
Are you tired of working hard and not seeing any results in your career? Well, look no further than Chris Brown, the ultimate example of how to achieve success despite…
The enigmatic frontman of Sleep Token, known only as "The Vessel," was spotted scrubbing dishes at a local restaurant after reportedly being unable to pay his bill.
According to sources,…
In an announcement that surprised no one, Elon Musk revealed that his latest invention, a death beam satellite, is almost complete. But fear not. The billionaire inventor and Twitter CEO…
