In an unprecedented display of political bravado, former President Donald Trump boldly declared himself the winner of last night's GOP debate on Truth Social. The twist? He wasn't even there.…
Friends, readers, and rubber-ball enthusiasts gather 'round! It's high time we discuss the incident with the entire internet in stitches or stitches of outrage, depending on who you ask. Rap…
In an event already being hailed as the ultimate example of the "Russian Window Phenomenon," Wagner boss Yevgeny Prigozhin has outdone himself. You've heard of people falling out of windows,…
MAUI, HI — The nation's Commander-in-Chief, President Joe Biden, landed in Maui with a mission: to show some solidarity, to lend a shoulder, to say, "I feel your pain." But…
New York's crown has been claimed, and no, it's not by a rapper or a Broadway star, but by Florida's Governor Ron DeSantis. In what can only be described as…
Sweeping for Bugs: The interview began with an unusual spectacle. With heightened paranoia, Carlson searched the room for hidden microphones and tracking devices, insisting that Fox News might be listening.…
You thought 2020 was a wild ride? Hold onto your bacon because 2023 just cranked up the sizzle! In a move that's left jaws on the floor and screens cracked…
The Motor City Madman himself has been caught red-handed, or should I say, "black-wired," running extension leads and power boards from neighboring properties like a suburban Robin Hood.
Imagine the…
Hold onto your hats, people! The world's most infamous rainbow-haired rapper, Tekashi 6ix9ine, has just drop-kicked his manager, Scooter Braun, straight into the unemployment line. And if you think that's…
Hold on to your Teslas, guys and gals. You won't believe the kind of access we've managed to score. Elon Musk's barista's uncle's brother's dog walker cousin's roommate once met…
