Stop the presses and hold onto your hairpieces, because The Weeknd just dropped a bombshell that's about to explode your mundane Monday into a full-blown fiesta of fabulousness. You read…
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Renowned political commentator Ben Shapiro's sperm have been found leaning to the right. Literally, and if that's not enough, they've taken to chanting "facts don't care about your feelings" as…
Elon Musk Buys Twitter's Debt with Pocket Change and Pays People to Tweet – Because Why Not?
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Bob Barker, the legend himself, who made spinning a gigantic wheel seem like a rational life choice, has finally stepped off the earthly stage. Guess where he ended up? That's…
