The world was shocked yesterday as a young child, who could not have been more than 3 feet tall, took the stage at a Ted Nugent concert, and proceeded to do the unthinkable.
The crowd was stunned and speechless as the child, who could barely reach the microphone, raised his arm and began performing the most controversial dance move: the dab.
Security quickly responded, and the child was removed from the stage as quickly as he had arrived. Unfortunately, it was too late. The crowd, already in shock, was horrified when the security team released guard dogs onto the stage.
The child, although bewildered, seemed unharmed and was returned to the safety of his parents. The crowd, however, was left confused and disbelieving at what had just transpired.
What was this child thinking? Had he not seen the “No Dabbing” sign prominently displayed at the venue entrance? Was he not aware of the fact that this was a Ted Nugent concert?
Perhaps the child was unaware of the consequences of his actions, or maybe he was simply trying to express himself. Whatever the case may be, the world has been left with one burning question:
What was he thinking?