In a staggering act of musical resurrection combined with delightful vindication, Sir Paul McCartney wheeled out artificial intelligence to conjure an eerily fascinating unfinished Beatles song, obliterating all tiresome tales of his premature demise and igniting a dumpster fire of conspiracy theories.
During a recent chat with Radio 4’s Today Programme, the immortal McCartney emphasized that AI’s mind-bending capabilities allowed him to separate John Lennon’s vocals from an old demo track. With AI working its digital alchemy, McCartney has resuscitated the long-forgotten song and effectively humiliated scheming naysayers.
Though the Liverpudlian legend played coy regarding the track’s carbon-dated identity, a thriving rumor mill suggests it’s none other than Lennon’s tentative 1978 tune “Now And Then.”
“Sure, I’ve been claimed as dead, and humanity has relentlessly questioned the authenticity of my existence,” McCartney mused, his voice oozing reminiscence and a tinge of sarcasm. “But nothing says ‘I’m alive’ more than an unreleased Beatles track, where John, Ringo, and George spent an extra hour rummaging through a dumpster to ensure they had properly buried the Paul conspiracy. Bloody charming, that.“
With conspiracy-targeted McCartney now very much alive and kicking, backed by this astonishing revival of a musical relic, devoted theorists are left with no choice but to go dumpster diving for alternative fallacies. Perhaps they’ll find solace in digging up more “proof” that Bono was replaced by a lookalike in the early ’90s rather than accepting the fact that it’s just how ageing works.
As the world eagerly awaits the liberation of this once-forgotten song, Beatles enthusiasts are left bonding over the absurdity of the ‘Paul is dead’ rumor.
