After an in-depth interview with the legendary Mike Tyson, it appears the only insight he had to offer into the future of the music industry was a series of grunts and unintelligible noises. Despite our best attempts to decipher his words, we are still uncertain about his meaning.
When asked to comment on the industry’s current state, Mike Tyson crooned and hummed, occasionally punctuating his notes with a sharp “Arrrrrrrgh!” He went on in this fashion for almost five minutes, much to the confusion of the interviewers.
Tyson responded by pounding his fists against the table and emitting a loud roar when asked how he would like to see the industry evolve. He then proceeded to stick out his tongue as if to indicate something of great importance.
At one point, Tyson tried to imitate a popular pop artist, singing a few bars of one of their songs and then finishing with a loud “Wahoo!”
When the interviewer attempted to put the interview back on track, Mike Tyson became visibly agitated, almost as if he felt insulted or threatened. He then jumped up and down, waving his arms wildly in the air and yelling, “Come on!”
It seems the interviewer’s questions were too difficult for the former boxing champion, as he could not provide any real insight or advice on the future of the music industry. After the interview concluded, Tyson shrugged and walked away, leaving everyone in the room slightly baffled.
The interviewer was grateful to have kept all his teeth in his mouth. Undoubtedly, the only real takeaway from the interview was that the future of the music industry is still uncertain. We may never know what Mike Tyson was trying to communicate during the interview, but one thing is for sure – he certainly put on a show.
