Ah, Kings of Leon. You salty dogs. You perverts. You’ll write a song about getting your wick wet every chance you get. It’s like you don’t care if your fans are young children or devout Christians.
It’s no secret that Kings of Leon has a particular fondness for writing songs about bumping uglies. If you listen to their catalogue of hits, it’s clear that they have an obsession with sex. From their debut album, “Youth and Young Manhood”, to their latest album “When You See Yourself,” their songs are filled with references to doing the dirty.
But why? What is it about sex that drives them to write about it so often? Is it because they are too lazy to come up with other topics? Or are they just trying to get a few cheap laughs?
Whatever their reasons, it’s becoming increasingly clear that Kings of Leon has a weird fixation on sex. We get it, guys. You like to have sex. But why do you feel the need to write about it in so many of your songs?
Now, don’t get me wrong. I’m not saying that there’s anything wrong with writing about sex. Sex is a perfectly valid topic for songwriting. But when it’s done in excess, it gets a bit tiresome.
So, Kings of Leon, if you’re reading this, please consider taking a break from writing songs about sex. You’re talented musicians and songwriters, and you can surely find other topics to write about.
In the meantime, for all of us who are tired of hearing about your sexual exploits, here’s a friendly reminder:
Stop making songs about fucking.
