Danny DeVito made a surprise appearance at a Christian rock concert this past weekend and caused a scene that is still reverberating throughout the Christian music scene. The diminutive actor,…
Billy Ray Cyrus of "Achy Breaky Heart" fame has been accused of stealing catalytic converters around the country. Sources close to the singer say that he has been moonlighting as…
The CEO of Sara Lee Desserts, Chadwick "Sweet Tooth" Thompson, has announced that any employees caught attempting to unionize will be promptly escorted to exclusive "Sweet Retreats" – a euphemism…
When we challenged the renowned musician Mike Portnoy to an eating contest, we expected a friendly competition. But what we got was something else entirely.
Portnoy seemed to have other…
Nintendo fans worldwide are in a state of panic after the gaming giant confirmed what we all feared: Mario, the company's beloved mascot, has escaped from the cell he was…
The world was rocked today when Taylor Swift, the pop culture icon, announced her plan to end capitalism. That's right – the singer-songwriter has declared that she is fed up…
In a world where music has become the ultimate form of escape, the highly anticipated album "Take Me Back to Eden" by Sleep Token is upon us. The band has…
In a devastating blow to the music world, Sum 41, the band you definitely still care about and haven't forgotten since their heyday in the early 2000s, announced their official…
The cult classic Breaking Bad was almost a very different show. Instead of being about an unhinged teacher that grooms one of his high school students into becoming a drug…
Thom Yorke is at it again! Last night, the Radiohead frontman was seen pressing the emergency button in an elevator and forcing everyone inside to smell his fart after eating…