It’s a question that’s been on the minds of music lovers everywhere: How can a band with the word dragons in its name be so terrible?
The simple answer is, they just are. Despite the name, Imagine Dragons have been anything but a fire-breathing force of musical terror. In fact, their music has been so watered down, it’s more like a sad little trickle of a stream.
The band’s music is often described as “radio-friendly,” and while that may be true, it’s also a polite way of saying that it’s bland and uninspired. Their songs lack the spark and energy that make a great rock band, and the lyrics are equally lacking.
It’s a shame, really, because there’s a lot of potential for a band with a name like Imagine Dragons. They could have been a force to be reckoned with, combining the power of a dragon with the melodic sensibility of a good pop-rock band.
The band’s live performances haven’t been any better. They’ve been known to play their songs at a slower tempo than on their recordings, which has led to some incredibly awkward and uninspired performances.
Even their wardrobe choices leave a lot to be desired. Imagine Dragons seem to be stuck in a perpetual state of teenage angst, as evidenced by their choice of dark, baggy clothing and their often unkempt hair.
And yet, somehow, people still flock to their shows and buy their albums. We can only assume that the appeal of a band with the word dragons in its name is too strong for some people to resist. Perhaps they simply don’t realize that the music is as insipid as it is.
So, the next time someone mentions Imagine Dragons, remember that despite the name, they are far from a mythical force of musical terror. In fact, they are more like a dragon-shaped puddle of nothingness.
