New York, NY – Uber Eats announced its latest innovative service, "Foodwalk," which is set to revolutionize how people combine their love for exercise with their insatiable need for takeout…
It's been a few years since the tragic death of Harambe the gorilla at the Cincinnati Zoo, and the nation has finally realized that it's been far too long since…
Billionaire philanthropist George Soros has swooped in to save the floundering New York Times from the embarrassment of losing its coveted blue checkmark on Twitter. After the newspaper refuses to…
New York, NY - The New York Times Twitter account has lost its coveted blue checkmark after refusing to pay a measly $7 monthly fee. The verification badge, intended to…
As the price of Bitcoin, the digital currency that's one power outage away from oblivion, spirals downward into the abyss of financial despair, its most passionate admirers – the hodlers…
Manhattan, NY – As the world watched with bated breath, expecting a complex and protracted legal battle, former President and renowned businessman Donald Trump shocked everyone by offering a foolproof…
MySpace, the once-dominant social network relegated to the annals of internet history, has reemerged to ask what everybody was thinking: "Do you miss us yet?"
As Facebook continues to spiral…
MIDDLETON, OH - It was a day that will forever be etched into the memories of local residents. On a quiet, unsuspecting Sunday afternoon, 45-year-old Steve "Cool Dad" Thompson shattered…
BOISE, IDAHO – 27-year-old Rick Thompson claims to have reached the end of the internet, leaving him adrift in a sea of existential ennui and an acute case of FOMO…
The world of fizzy drinks has sharply turned into a liberal conspiracy with Pepsi's latest soda revelation. PepsiCo, the multinational food and beverage corporation, has announced that it's releasing a…
