Deep in the Gas-Less Hole of America – In a desperate attempt to counter the fuel crisis, noted musician and frontman of Faith No More, Mike Patton, has been caught…
Manhattan, NY - Just when you thought 2023 couldn't get any more bizarre, former President Donald Trump was spotted zipping around the Hudson River on a gold-plated jetski, moments after…
Well, buckle up, folks – because Rivers of Nihil have just thrown a sizzling curveball at the world, and it's about to change our future in the most bizarre way…
Local band, "The Soundwaves" were left stunned after their performance at Joe's Bar last night when they discovered that not a single audience member had noticed that their guitarist, Jim,…
In a refreshing display of compassion and understanding, a local police officer has made headlines for showing mercy to the elderly protesters in his community by only beating them senselessly.…
In the cacophonic world of metal, witness the unparalleled fusion of political soundbites and breakdowns that will leave you questioning reality. Born of Osiris has turned the tables on political…
Mattel, the company behind the iconic Barbie doll, has just announced a new addition to their toy line: Death Metal Barbie. This new doll is the perfect gift for parents…
Moscow, Russia – Russian officials have publicly conceded defeat in their years-long covert operation to decipher the coveted blend of eleven herbs and spices used in KFC's famous fried chicken…
Last night, fans were left in awe as Metallica front-man James Hetfield paused a sold-out show to take a much-needed bathroom break. The shocking move, which Hetfield attributed to "not…
New Orleans, LA - Phil Anselmo, the legendary frontman of Pantera and Down, has long been considered one of the most fearsome figures in heavy metal. But now, Anselmo has…
