In a world where TikTok challenges and viral dance craze come and go faster than you can say "Fleeky McFlossy," it's easy to forget the simpler times of yore when…
Well, this sucks. The rare animal that secretes the special dough used in Subway's beloved cookies has gone extinct. The animal, known as the "Doughpaca," was found only in the…
Former President Donald Trump has turned his newfound prison residence into a gourmet paradise. Just days after his arrival, Trump was granted a highly-coveted promotion to the prison kitchen, all…
In a stunning turn of events, renowned filmmaker James Cameron has been found guilty of war crimes against cinema. Sources report that Cameron, the man behind such cinematic masterpieces as…
The world of renewable energy is about to be turned upside down, and Elon Musk is shaking in his space boots. In a quaint suburban garage, a 12-year-old child prodigy…
In a bold move that has sent shockwaves through the music industry, local band "The Blank Slates" has just released a new single about absolutely nothing. And yet, despite the…
Experts have confirmed that legendary rapper Tupac Shakur did not die from gunshot wounds but from a broken heart.
According to Dr Dre, who was present at the scene of…
As if the spectacle of a Fiverr-sourced Frank Ocean lookalike wasn't bewildering enough for the Coachella crowd, the counterfeit crooner took his performance to new heights of absurdity by showing…
In a move that surprised no one, conspiracy theorist and InfoWars host Alex Jones announced his candidacy for President of the United States on Tuesday.
Speaking to a crowd of…
Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling stopped her car on the side of the road to rescue a trans person from a burning vehicle, only to lecture them on the complexities…
