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It’s Time to Bring Back Planking

In a world where TikTok challenges and viral dance craze come and go faster than you can say “Fleeky McFlossy,” it’s easy to forget the simpler times of yore when planking was all the rage. For us here at Vanflip.com, it never stopped being the rage because we have company-mandated planking, and we plank on the daily.

Planking was the OG viral trend,” said planking enthusiast and part-time motivational speaker, Chad “The Plankmaster” Johnson. “It was a time when people would actually put in effort to be unoriginal and do something ridiculous. Nowadays, it’s all about being unique and creative. We need to bring back the days of doing something pointless for internet fame.

The argument for planking’s resurgence is simple: it’s easy. All you need is a flat surface and the ability to hold a stiff pose. No need to learn complex choreography or be able to touch your toes (although let’s be real, if you can do that while planking, you’re a true champion).

Planking is the great equalizer,” said Johnson. “It doesn’t matter if you’re young or old, fit or out of shape, anyone can plank. All you need is a willingness to look like a complete idiot in public.

But planking isn’t just about looking foolish. It’s also about the camaraderie that comes with it. When you plank, you’re not just planking for yourself. You’re planking for the entire planking community. It’s a bonding experience that any other internet trend can’t replicate.

When you plank, you’re not just a lone planker, you’re part of a larger plank-based movement,” said Johnson. “It’s like being in a secret society, but instead of a secret handshake, you just hold a stiff pose.”

Face down, arms out; that’s the way we like to plank. Let’s get horizontal, friends!

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