Gotham City, we have a problem. And that problem is none other than the so-called “Dark Knight” himself, Batman.
Yes, you read that correctly. The man dressed in a bat costume, who claims to be fighting for justice and protecting the citizens of Gotham, is in fact the true villain of the city.
Let’s start with the obvious: the destruction. Have you ever stopped to think about how many buildings have been reduced to rubble in Batman’s never-ending battle against crime? And who foots the bill for all that rebuilding? The taxpayers of Gotham, that’s who.
And what about all the innocent lives lost in Batman’s pursuit of justice? Sure, he may take down a few criminals along the way, but at what cost? The death toll in Gotham is higher than ever, and it’s all thanks to the “Caped Crusader.”
But perhaps the most egregious aspect of Batman’s reign of terror is his total disregard for due process. He’s a vigilante, operating outside the law, and yet the citizens of Gotham worship him like a hero. He’s basically a wealthy, entitled thug with a fancy suit and gadgets.
And let’s not forget his sidekick Robin, who is just a child he’s training to fight crime and possibly get killed. Batman is nothing more than a child abuser in a bat costume.
So the next time you see Batman soaring through the skies of Gotham, remember that he’s not a hero. He’s the real villain of the city. The only thing he’s saving is his own ego.