Today, fast food giant Wendy’s announced that they will end world hunger with their new unlimited Baconator fries.
“We’ve been working on this for years, and we’re confident that our delicious Baconator fries will end the global food crisis,” said Wendy’s CEO Todd Penegor.
The plan, which Wendy’s calls “FryFamine,” will involve building a network of restaurants in underprivileged areas and providing free Baconator fries to anyone in need. “We’re not just talking a few fries here and there,” said Penegor. “We’re talking all-you-can-eat Baconator fries, 24/7. We’re going to fry our way to a hunger-free world.”
Critics of the plan have raised concerns about the sustainability of relying on a fast food menu item to end world hunger, but Wendy’s is unfazed. “Listen, if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it,” said Penegor. “And let me tell you, these fries are far from broke. They’re crispy, they’re salty, they’re everything you could want in a fry and more.“
The United Nations released a statement in response to Wendy’s announcement: “We appreciate the sentiment, but we’re not sure if unlimited fast food is the solution to ending world hunger.” Wendy’s, however, remains confident in their plan. “We’ll have the last laugh when everyone is too full of bacon and cheese to be hungry,” said Penegor.
The FryFamine initiative will begin rolling out in select cities next month, with plans for global implementation by 2025. So next time you’re feeling peckish, remember: with Wendy’s on the case, world hunger is as good as gone.
