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The National’s New Song ‘Tropic Morning News’ So Boring, It Puts Listeners to Sleep!

Indie rock band The National has just released a new song from their upcoming album, First Two Pages of Frankenstein. Titled “Tropic Morning News,” the song is a perfect example of how music can be used as a sedative. The National’s signature dreary style is in full force, with lead singer Matt Berninger’s low and monotonous vocals and a rhythm section as exciting as a loaf of bread.

Listeners who have managed to stay awake during the song’s nearly six-minute runtime have reported feeling drowsy and lethargic, with some even drifting off to sleep. One fan stated, “I put on the song during my commute to work and ended up arriving at the office with drool on my chin and no recollection of the drive.

Despite its somnolent qualities, The National has high hopes for “Tropic Morning News.” The band’s official statement on the song reads, “We wanted to create a piece of music that would lull listeners into a state of relaxation and contemplation. We believe that ‘Tropic Morning News’ achieves that goal perfectly.”

Fans of The National eagerly await the release of First Two Pages of Frankenstein on April 28, 2023, hoping that the album will offer some variety from the band’s trademark drowsy sound. In the meantime, listeners are advised to listen to “Tropic Morning News” at their own risk and should avoid operating heavy machinery while doing so.

So, if you’re looking for excitement in your music, look elsewhere. The National’s “Tropic Morning News” is the perfect soundtrack for a lazy Sunday afternoon nap or a meditation session. Just set an alarm if you have anything important to do afterwards.

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