Ah, Avenged Sevenfold. The band churning out rock anthems since the dawn of time (or at least the early 2000s) has graced us with their latest opus, "Life is But…
Washington D.C. - In a stunning turn of events, Fox News has revealed that the January 6 insurrection at the Capitol was not, in fact, the work of Donald Trump…
SILICON VALLEY, CA – OpenAI has officially launched its latest language model, GPT-4. While the tech world marvels at its enhanced capabilities, Canadian psychologist and conservative intellectual Dr Jordan B.…
DUBLIN, IRELAND – Just when you thought it was safe to update your smartphone, legendary rock band U2 has announced the release of their latest album – and in a…
It's a classic rock tune that has been around for generations; a song that just about everyone knows and loves. But it turns out that the way we've been playing…
Transcending Mortality: Mansoor Unveils Ultimate Hydration for the Faithful
SILVER SPRING, MD - In a stunning proclamation that has sent shockwaves through the metal community, Periphery guitarist and founder Misha…
SLEEPY HOLLOW, USA – As U.S. banks continue to crumble under the weight of their fiscal irresponsibility, Americans everywhere seek safe havens for their hard-earned cash. Enter the Bank of…
LOS ANGELES, CA – Nostalgia, they say, is a hell of a drug. But for fans of the once-youthful punk rock band Blink 182, it's been a slow, painful descent…
In a historic moment for women everywhere, one brave woman has broken through the glass ceiling, refusing to pay for her coffee.
The unnamed woman, believed to be in her…
In the world of hip-hop, it seems like everyone is a "Lil" something these days. From Lil Wayne to Lil Nas X, the rap game is crawling with pint-sized monikers.…
